Timmons Signs!

Read all about it here, though there aren't that many details. It's a 5 year deal instead of a 6, but that's ok. If he can play, they will redo his deal after 4 anyway.

What Will TO Apologists Say This Time?

Like there aren't enough reasons to dislike Michael Irvin already....I almost want to hear his low IQ explanation for what happened to TO this week. It never fails that he backs him up because TO is his "friend". They talk. They're boiz. The Playmaker and The Big Faker (I think this was staged to some degree to try and garner sympathy). I remember when he hurt his hand originally - TJ said with TO it will always be something. Irvin started to loudly defend him asking how hurting his hand is TO's fault. TJ's classic reply was to just keep fading out and saying "it will always be something.....it will always be something....it will always be something". Tom Jackson owns this angle. There is no other angle. However, because his damn necktie knot is so big it chokes the oxygen from his tiny squirrel-sized brain, Irvin will now probably get all serious and talk about depression and say how we all need to love and support TO. Support TO? Huh? Wuh? These two friggin idiots were made for each other. I wish they would get in a car with Drew Roseypalm - invite Stuart Scott and tell him they're going out partying in the hood, lock the doors, put on the child locks....and drive the stupid car over a cliff somewhere where there is water below. Boooooo-Yah!

I Miss Chris Berman and Tom Jackson

Love or hate Chris Berman, and he's become more of a bad parody of his former self over the last 5 years, I much prefer ESPN's NFL Prime Time to the drivel ABC has put on the last 2 weeks. This "Football Night" is not a very good show. It just doesn't flow and they do a TERRIBLE job with the clips.....there is no energy, too many speaking errors....too much yelling by Sterling. I've been watching Chris and TJ since the beginning and much like the Howard Stern crew, I feel like I know them. I think they're doing something together on ESPN on one of the shows, I'll have to find it. I like seeing Bettis, but I wish he was on a better show. They really need to work on it. I mean for God's sake, they have a Chevy countown ticker till kickoff. I don't think we need that for a week 2 game. Stupid. On a side note...no disrespect to Eagles fans....but how perfect is it that Plaxico Burress scored in OT? The local idiot that never thinks he's wrong, Howard Eskin, has been calling him Plexiglass ever since Shannon Sharpe said it a few years ago. If memory serves me right, Plax shoved it right up his @$$ that Sunday as well. I'm not a Plax fan, I think he's a punk and could have been much better than he is if he had dedicated himself, but it's funny to see Howard get it wrong. What a tool.

The Answer Is Yes

And the follow up question should have been "and why is your tie knot as big as your head?".