Edwards = Punk Liar

Fake, Fakey, Faker. You can't fool me.

I nailed you a long time ago, before the rumors even started to fly.

Now go away. We don't like you. You make us sick. Just who we want for president......his wife is fighting cancer and he's taking the wood to the beaver. Ass Hat.

Edwards Is Hiding Something, In His PANTS!

This could be it.

This is what I said about John Edwards on February 10th, 2007.

"I get the same vibe from Edwards. No man is ever that happy. That is the damn creepiest smile I've ever seen. That's the kind of smile that sends the wife and 2.5 kids to bed behind the white picket fence and then gets online to check out the chat rooms for people with taser fetishes. Seriously, he looks like a cross between a used car salesman and a televangelist."

Do not dismiss how intuitive I am about people! I will not be ignored! That fake, sickening smile is a nervous smile. I've seen that smile on people I know. The comments following that blog article are hilarious. Most of them concern his poor wife with cancer. He's out banging hot tail and then holding her hand and crying on the talk shows. Listen, people cheat on their wives. It happens. However, when you're running for President, your wife has cancer and you're under the magnifying glass.....you might want to take it easy, Fonzie. Sure, fire back and talk about Rudy's marriages, but I believe all of that took place before he was put under the scope for his run at the oval office. Clinton was stupid and should have known he would get caught. Edwards is stupid and should have known he would get caught. This is 2007, not 1977. Everyone is a journalist and everyone has a camera. He is not a slave to the little people, he is a slave to the little dude with a helmet.

PotAto, PatatO

Someone named "Obama" should have the same chance to be in power here as someone named "Buush" would have in the mid East.....None. I hate being reminded of Osama every time I hear Obama. He can run.....if he agrees to change his name to something like - Oh, I don't know - "Smith?" . Also, what's with his first name "Barack" rhyming with "Iraq". I'm starting to think there is a conspiracy here. You couldn't make something like this up could you? I only have 3 words for Mr. Obama: "Rudy, Rudy Rudy!". Giuliani is a much cooler name for a President. Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani III sounds like a character from the Sopranos. Rudy is the man for the job. Why? He's an outsider not already entangled in Washington politics. Plus, his name doesn't sound like "Iraq Osama". People vote for presidents for all types of reasons. People didn't vote for Gore because he seemed "too smart". Remember, the man did invent the Internet. We voted for Bush because it seemed like we could sit down and have a beer with him. When Gore realized he was losing votes because of this, he changed his image to stop wearing suits and he started rolling his sleeves up. He reminded me of Frasier on Cheers when he was first trying to fit in with the guys. Talk about sticking a square peg in a round hole. Gore just gave off that weird vibe. I get the same vibe from Edwards. No man is ever that happy. That is the damn creepiest smile I've ever seen. That's the kind of smile that sends the wife and 2.5 kids to bed behind the white picket fence and then gets online to check out the chat rooms for people with taser fetishes. Seriously, he looks like a cross between a used car salesman and a televangelist. Don't even get me started on Hillary. I'm not a fan of carpetbaggers and the only reason they settled where they did was to get her elected. She grew up a Cubs fan and allowed herself to be pimped out wearing a Yankees hat declaring that she needed an American League team. Hello? Ever hear of this team called the White Sox? Ugh! I can't stand the lot of them. Save us Rudy!