And I, The Easter Bunny

This is rich. And how sane is he, you might wonder? Well, he's 26 and married a woman who is 52 and on husband number 5. Nice decision making skills. He also won't criticize his father and ponders the following:

"My father is asking for a truce but I don't think there is any government (that) respects him. At the same time they do not respect him, why everywhere in the world, they want to fight him? There is a contradiction," he said.

Hmmmm. Seems the boy has the mental capacity of an ant....and not even one of those big black juicy ones, more like the little itty bitty red ones. This kid wants publicity. That's all, nothing else. It's probably not even his idea. I'm guessing the missus saw a mark and took it down.

Merry Christmas Bin Laden

A Christmas Story from Still A Dad:

Little Rebecca comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Christmas. "Since Christmas is for Christians and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a Christmas card?

Rebecca's father thinks! a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?

"Well", she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
Rebecca, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Rebecca says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him and send him back to hell where he belongs!"