This article is so hilarious. The headline caught me but as I read the extremely short article, I kept being surprised over and over. The words that jumped off the screen at me? Here they are in order: Girl, Tried, Private, Tried. She is a colossal failure at everything. Mommy and Daddy put you in private school...in oompa loompa ville, probably to keep you away from the crazy kids, and instead you went bat shit. Nice. How hard would it be to light a car on fire? Maybe since she can't seem to grasp the concept of fire or firearms, she should dig one of those tiger pits with the sharp sticks in the bottom and then cover it with test papers or something to attract the teacher to it. If they put her in a padded room, they don't have to be too careful, I don't think she could hurt herself if she tried.
