FAN: Burn In Hell With Your Dad VanDerSloot

You'll be dead in 10 years, guaranteed.

Plus, I hope you get ass raped while in prison.

I would like to apologize for those offensive statements to our loyal readers who might not be comfortable with offensive statements. I wouldn't be me without them. When Bubba is done with him, I hope he hits him in the back of his big head with a pipe.

FAN: Joran Van Der Sloot's Dad Dead

Dropped dead playing tennis. Everybody knows the guy knew something, probably even helped his shithead son with the coverup. I hope he enjoys an eternity of satan shoving hot coals up his ass. I still can't believe Natalie's family allows Joran to walk around a free man....alive.

FAN: Nobody Flipped Out?

Read this article about pedophile pediatricians. I can't believe there was no street justice. If my daughter ever came home and a day later told me something like "why did he kiss my tongue", this particular doctor would have been missing his or worse by that afternoon. Now he'll claim mental illness and go to a cushy hospital, get out, transfer his credentials to another state and go right back to making $200k a year. Not in my world he wouldn't. In my world he'd be barely identifiable from the swelling of a pipe beating. Leave kids alone.

FAN: Melissa Huckaby Deserves To Die

Unthinkable. Please just shoot her in the head. Now. Need a volunteer?

Dads 1, Shitheads 0

I love this kind of stuff. Not like....love this kind of stuff. I mean I really, really like it. I don't feel bad for him not one bit. Not even a little. Nope. Seriously. I hope what really happened is that he choked him out while the guy was looking at him and he could watch him die. Mother Hubbard had it coming. Maybe instead of security system signs on doors and windows you could just post this story. I have a 3 Iron bedside and the guy's own mother wouldn't be able to identify him if I caight him.

12 Pack

...maybe 13 depending on Lite beer vs. regular strength.

What's That Humming?

Oh, it's just the shredder over at the local Police Department.

What's The Solution For This?

This sickens me to my core. My own princess is on a swim team. It's one thing to worry about the pedophile cruising the neighborhood, but when you have to start worrying about people who have an implied power over your child like priests and coaches, it's a wonder anyone with kids can even sleep at night. I read a lot of books on this subject thanks to a friend who is in the security business. Some good ones are The Gift Of Fear, Protecting The Gift, Strong Fathers Strong Daughters and Tears Of Rage. The best thing you can do is integrate yourself into your kid's life. I have a superb relationship with her coach and I trust him as much as you can trust somebody that you don't really know. We bought our daughter the video produced by John Walsh and the creator of Baby Einsteen - "The Safe Side" Stranger Safety a few years ago. It's very well done and I agree with 98% of the things taught in the video. What's sad is this - they teach kids that people who aren't your immediate family members fall into categories "Kind Of Know" and "Don't Know". Besides your immediate family, the video suggests you pick 3 other people as "Safe" adults for your child. I used to think that was bunk( the number 3), but in the end, who do you really know? The video poses the question "Your soccer coach comes over and tells you that your mom said he is supposed to drive you home today, get in". Well, it's a sad state that yeah, the coach is a "Kind Of Know". Years ago teachers and priests would have been the people to turn to even if the parents didn't know them well.....the community had entrusted these people with the safety of their children. Now? Nope. There are fewer and fewer males that I feel absolutely comfortable with having my daughter alone for any amount of time. It's a shame, but it's true. Parents trusted this piece of shit to teach their kids about teamwork and community. He chose instead to watch them undress. I think a new law should be drawn up that if minors are involved and the person in question is a teacher, man of the cloth or coach - the penalties need to be stiffer. Either that, or turn the dads loose on them....I'm good with either.

Parents. Parents? Parents!

This sickens me to my core. Yes, a monster committed the crime, but where on earth were the parents? You DO NOT let a 5 year old go outside by herself and then go out to check on her 5 or 10 minutes later! I don't care that the yard was fenced in! It was chainlink! A fence is for a dog, not a child. You need to have your eyeballs on a 5 year old! My daughter will be 7 in 2 months and she isn't out of my site for 10 minutes at a time. This isn't 1975 (as much as I wish it was). This is 2006. I feel for these people for they will probably never forgive themselves - but if the dad is saying he went outside 5-10 minutes later to check on her...how long was it really? I hope the scumbag that did this gets the death penalty and I hope he gets bent over his cot on several occasions before he dies a horrible death. Freaking piece of shit. There better not be an insanity plea. You could really say anyone who wants to bring harm to a 5 year old is insane. Please let the world be rid of this worthless waste of breath. Don't let your kids have too much freedom at that age. You can't afford to in this day and age. Back in the day, I could ride my bike to little league practice 4 blocks away and then go to a friend's house to play 6 blocks away from the ball field. I didn't have to be home until the street lights came on. I wasn't 6 or 7 but I wasn't 12 either. I started to run the neighborhood when I was 9 or so. The thing is, I couldn't go anywhere and not have someone know me. My neighbors didn't change. Ever. I knew if I stepped out of line several blocks away - eyes were on me that knew my parents. Fast forward to 2006: I've lived in this house for 2 years now and I seriously don't know the first or last names of the people that live 2 doors away from me on either side of me! I don't know the name of the woman that lives across the street from me, but I say "Hi" all the time. You don't know your neighbors anymore. You might know some really well, but there are others right around you that you have no CLUE about. There is so much turnover these days in big city suburbs that it is unbelievable. This house was built in 1991 and we're the 3rd owner. Our first house was built in 1991 also and it has had 3 owners - as has the house right beside our first house. I would be willing to bet that out of the 120 or so houses in our little development, less than 10% are original owners. So, I guess if you live in a small town with little or no turnover - sure - let the kids go outside and play their hearts out because you know everyone and everyone knows your kid.....but if you live somewhere where "For Sale" signs are common or you live in a neighborhood where "thru traffic" passes through for the daily commute....you're a fool if you let your 5 year old go unattended for 10 minutes. F-O-O-L.