It's Official; New Nightmare Scenario

The Steelers website has reported that Mike Tomlin will be named today at a 3:30 pm press conference. ESPN is reporting that Dick LeBeau will stay. How on Earth do they know that? Was it part of Tomlin accepting a deal? Who knows. We'll see. In other news today - Bill Parcells retired. Now, which owner besides Daniel Snyder likes to collect big names? Right, Jerry Jones. Since all the other coaching decisions have been mostly made - he is left with no marquee coach. Why is this a nightmare scenario? What if he backs up the Brinks truck to Bill Cowher's porch in NC? What if he gives the Steelers multiple picks to hire The Chin? It would be good for the Steelers - but bad for Bill's legacy in Pittsburgh as it will then definitely be all about the money. Jones will offer to make Cowher the highest paid coach of all-time. How could he resist? Lord, help us. I was going to be able to accept Bill taking a year or two off and then resurfacing in Carolina to coach the Panthers. I don't know if I can accept him working for the Boys.