Showing posts with label bam morris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bam morris. Show all posts

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Slanted Stuff Santonio Holmes and Reefer


I get mad at dip-shits. Really mad. Dude, smoke all the pot you want, I don't care....just don't do it in your moving vehicle. Now we go into the Giants game, a yardstick game, without arguably our most explosive player. Nice. Why these guys do this, I have no idea. Stupidity I guess. I wonder if Santonio knows who Bam Morris is? he of trunk laden with reefer. Santonio has a trunk of another nature I guess. One only need Google images to get that joke. Dude, if you mess up you will be out of Pittsburgh......but then Dallas will sign you so I guess it doesn't matter.

Peyton manning had staph....ouch! That's what ended my favorite Steeler of All-Time's career....Greg Lloyd. Staph is nothing to mess around with. I think they should just cut off his leg.

The Ravens are a bunch of classless thugs. Classless. Class-less. Suggs used the word "bounty" in a radio interview. I can't wait until the next game. I guess they are fine with losing and "acting" tough.

Plaxbacks - I keep having them. Santonio should follow those stories as well.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Morris Proves He's Still On Drugs


Former Steelers running back Bam Morris has made it clear that he wants to return to the NFL. Yes, that Bam Morris. The one who was caught with enough weed in his trunk to keep Snoop Dogg and his dog pound high for a year. This just in....he's 34. Oh yeah, most fat 34 year olds can play in the NFL. Yup. Not sure if he'll be able to make any tryouts - he's busy playing in an indoor Texas league where he is paid $300 a game. He probably smokes that away before midnight on the day of the game. It's a shame really, but I'm glad Bam got himself into trouble. Do you realize if Bam hadn't decided to carry around a trunk full of reefer, we would have never traded for Bettis. Just think! Bam, not Bus. Not Super Bowl, Super Bust. Rhasta, not asthma. Heck, the more I think about it, Bettis should drive down to Texas and shake Bam's hand. Just think if Jerome had to sit on the Ram's bench in their doghouse one more year if the Steelers didn't trade for him. Maybe he would have let himself go. Maybe he would let himself get out of shape...maybe not make the team.....maybe start hanging around with the wrong people. Maybe HE would have filled his trunk up with whacky tobaccy and ended up in jail. Maybe I'd be poking fun at him right now. Bam had the nerve to say something like "If the Steelers would call me right now they wouldn't even have to buy me a ticket, I'd drive to the tryout." Ummmm, how can I put this politely? Don't hold your breath...unless your lungs are full of the chronic. Idiot. Here's the full article.