FAN: Plax's Brother?

This is rich. Why is it that the screwups continue to be screwups? From the day he bounced up from catching a pass untouched and spiked it - we all questioned his mental capacity. Everytime he does something stupid, he says "hey, I'm human, I make mistakes". No. You're mentally challenged, you make lots of mistakes. I was going to call him retarded, but I didn't want to insult any retarded people. Why don't they just cut him? Cut him right now. Jerry Jones can't wait for him to get cut. The thing that makes myself and millions of football fans crazy, is that if this shithead had half of Hines Ward's heart, he'd be dominating the league year after year. Instead, I hear Randy Moss in my head whenever I see Plax...."I play when I want to play". I still blame him for not squeezing a pass in the back of the endzone that would have sent us to the Super Bowl one year instead of the stinking Patriots. Speaking of the Patriots -we need to split these next four games. I don't care how they win two or who they do it against, but we need two at minimum.

Slanted Stuff Santonio Holmes and Reefer

I get mad at dip-shits. Really mad. Dude, smoke all the pot you want, I don't care....just don't do it in your moving vehicle. Now we go into the Giants game, a yardstick game, without arguably our most explosive player. Nice. Why these guys do this, I have no idea. Stupidity I guess. I wonder if Santonio knows who Bam Morris is? he of trunk laden with reefer. Santonio has a trunk of another nature I guess. One only need Google images to get that joke. Dude, if you mess up you will be out of Pittsburgh......but then Dallas will sign you so I guess it doesn't matter.

Peyton manning had staph....ouch! That's what ended my favorite Steeler of All-Time's career....Greg Lloyd. Staph is nothing to mess around with. I think they should just cut off his leg.

The Ravens are a bunch of classless thugs. Classless. Class-less. Suggs used the word "bounty" in a radio interview. I can't wait until the next game. I guess they are fine with losing and "acting" tough.

Plaxbacks - I keep having them. Santonio should follow those stories as well.

Holmes causing me to have Plaxbacks!

Wait a minute...I think I already posted this a few weeks ago. Check this link. Damn, I did. C'mon Santonio! One of the things I like about the Steelers is that they tend to draft character guys and release them if serious trouble starts - or at minimum - not resign them. Don;t make us feel this way.....we like good citizens. Two arrests in 2 months is not good and Mr. Rooney will call you and let you know that.

Holmes Causing Me To Have Plaxbacks

Plaxbacks are flashbacks that only involve the antics of one Plaxico Burress - former first round draft pick and starting wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Plax was recently back in the news for being one of 2 Giants to not appear for their "voluntary" camp. He pulled the same thing with the Steelers and also had run-ins with the law to go along with his bad attitude. Santonio Holmes was recently arrested during Urban Beach Week for disorderly conduct. From what I've read, the cops are extra sensitive that week and arrest people the second it looks like they aren't going to obey their orders or question them. Santonio was asked to get back on the sidewalk (I guess in a harsh tone) and asked the officer why he was using such a harsh tone. Bad idea. For the second time in his young life - he was arrested for disorderly conduct. I think the charges were dropped when he was a freshman at OSU (boosters in the right places?). Anyway - I want to cheer for this guy and have him be the eventual go-to-guy. Coach Cowher stresses to his players not to put themselves in a position where trouble is likely to occur. They are targets....and I don't mean targets like Peezey's buttocks....but targets for all sorts of trouble. Americans like to see their heroes fall and there will be people that bait athletes into acting out so they can potentially sue them to get settlement money. Santonio needs Hines Ward to sit him down and talk to him during camp. The Rooneys are generally known for staying away from "trouble" players and not resigning them or pursuing them in free agency. Let's hope Mr. Holmes gets on the right page quickly. He got a good start by acting humble and apologizing. Now go catch 75 balls and make us forget this even happened.