Someone named "Obama" should have the same chance to be in power here as someone named "Buush" would have in the mid East.....None. I hate being reminded of Osama every time I hear Obama. He can run.....if he agrees to change his name to something like - Oh, I don't know - "Smith?" . Also, what's with his first name "Barack" rhyming with "Iraq". I'm starting to think there is a conspiracy here. You couldn't make something like this up could you? I only have 3 words for Mr. Obama: "Rudy, Rudy Rudy!". Giuliani is a much cooler name for a President. Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani III sounds like a character from the Sopranos. Rudy is the man for the job. Why? He's an outsider not already entangled in Washington politics. Plus, his name doesn't sound like "Iraq Osama". People vote for presidents for all types of reasons. People didn't vote for Gore because he seemed "too smart". Remember, the man did invent the Internet. We voted for Bush because it seemed like we could sit down and have a beer with him. When Gore realized he was losing votes because of this, he changed his image to stop wearing suits and he started rolling his sleeves up. He reminded me of Frasier on Cheers when he was first trying to fit in with the guys. Talk about sticking a square peg in a round hole. Gore just gave off that weird vibe. I get the same vibe from Edwards. No man is ever that happy. That is the damn creepiest smile I've ever seen. That's the kind of smile that sends the wife and 2.5 kids to bed behind the white picket fence and then gets online to check out the chat rooms for people with taser fetishes. Seriously, he looks like a cross between a used car salesman and a televangelist. Don't even get me started on Hillary. I'm not a fan of carpetbaggers and the only reason they settled where they did was to get her elected. She grew up a Cubs fan and allowed herself to be pimped out wearing a Yankees hat declaring that she needed an American League team. Hello? Ever hear of this team called the White Sox? Ugh! I can't stand the lot of them. Save us Rudy!
Saturday, February 10, 2007
PotAto, PatatO
Someone named "Obama" should have the same chance to be in power here as someone named "Buush" would have in the mid East.....None. I hate being reminded of Osama every time I hear Obama. He can run.....if he agrees to change his name to something like - Oh, I don't know - "Smith?" . Also, what's with his first name "Barack" rhyming with "Iraq". I'm starting to think there is a conspiracy here. You couldn't make something like this up could you? I only have 3 words for Mr. Obama: "Rudy, Rudy Rudy!". Giuliani is a much cooler name for a President. Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani III sounds like a character from the Sopranos. Rudy is the man for the job. Why? He's an outsider not already entangled in Washington politics. Plus, his name doesn't sound like "Iraq Osama". People vote for presidents for all types of reasons. People didn't vote for Gore because he seemed "too smart". Remember, the man did invent the Internet. We voted for Bush because it seemed like we could sit down and have a beer with him. When Gore realized he was losing votes because of this, he changed his image to stop wearing suits and he started rolling his sleeves up. He reminded me of Frasier on Cheers when he was first trying to fit in with the guys. Talk about sticking a square peg in a round hole. Gore just gave off that weird vibe. I get the same vibe from Edwards. No man is ever that happy. That is the damn creepiest smile I've ever seen. That's the kind of smile that sends the wife and 2.5 kids to bed behind the white picket fence and then gets online to check out the chat rooms for people with taser fetishes. Seriously, he looks like a cross between a used car salesman and a televangelist. Don't even get me started on Hillary. I'm not a fan of carpetbaggers and the only reason they settled where they did was to get her elected. She grew up a Cubs fan and allowed herself to be pimped out wearing a Yankees hat declaring that she needed an American League team. Hello? Ever hear of this team called the White Sox? Ugh! I can't stand the lot of them. Save us Rudy!
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Let me get my 2c worth in. Two words for 2008 "John McCain". I'll keep the "Rudy" bumper stickers just in case
McCain doesn't stand a chance if Rudy runs...
Hilary is here in NH today. EJ and I are going to make a civics project to see as many of the candidates as possible. I think it will be neat for her. None in the southern part of the state yet. I was invited to someone's house to meet Kerry last time - and I passed. NO THANK YOU!
This next race is going to the be VERY interesting - all those celebrity candidates!
Hey Bro, I've been waiting for a post on the Anna Nicole debacle!
My theory on who the daddy is to anna nicole's baby. I don't think it is Birkhead or Howard K Stern , or Zsa Zsa's hubby. I think the father was her son and that is why he killed himself with drugs and Anna Nicole knew the paternity results were coming out soon and she OD'd
THE OLD MAN & THE MARINE
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away . . .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."
a. why would she deliver the baby if it was the son
b. paternity tests do not say who the father is if they didnt take part in the test. all a paternity test does is confirm that it WAS or WAS NOT someone who submitted to the test. birkhead gives dna - they will say if he is or isnt the father. if stern gives dna, they can say if he is or isnt.
rudy is taller than mccain, thus - he wins.
Wow! This topic has stirred up a hornets nest!
Whoever is daddy of Anna Nicole's baby will be the next president.
Won't be Kerry he can't get the Heinz Ketchup off his weiner long enough to do any impregnating.
McCain, too old even for Viagara to do any good.
Zsa Zsa's husband is just in it for the money (they probably all are but...). He's not a viable candidate for Daddy or Pres.
Hillary has the balls for it but would need a Snap-On tool. Snap-On does not make a shooting implement.
Birkhead was so long ago his jism dried up long before it could do any damage.
Howard K. Stern whacks it to 1993 Playboy issues of Anna so much that unless he used artificial insemination, he's ruled out too. Plus I'd rather have the REAL Howard Stern as president anyway.
That brings us to Biraq Osbamba. Now I have not yet seen a brother who would not hit an ass as fine as Anna Nicole's (fat or skinny). Therefore, based on logical deduction, I conclude that Biraq Osbamba will not only be our next president but will also prove to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby.
For those of you who would scoff at this theory I remind you:
Truth lies just below the surface of humor.
The End.
In the scenario above, the Giuliani paragraph was intentionally left blank.
because you don't like him or because you respect him so much you didnt want to associate him with a bunch of arses?
Nope. Giuilani has already been married 3 times. He got caught with his hand (or some appendage) in his current wife's cookie jar while still married to his second wife. Cost him around $7 million if my memory is correct.
Rudy is a smart man. He learned his lesson. He would know better than to even sniff around Anna's cookie jar.
Plus his bout with prostate cancer my have left him unable to perform the fatherly duties anyway.
I still think he'd make a great president. But I feel certain the American voters will overwhelmingly support somebody who has tapped the money pit of Anna Nicole instead.
To the Anonymous person who posted that he/she thought the late Daniel Smith may be the father of Anna Nicole's baby-
Well, doesn't that just bring Motherfucking to a new height, or depth, depending
on your point of view?
My new theory on the Anna Nicole thing. I think Howard K is the father, as well as Daniel's killer and Anna Nicole's killer. Here's why...
He's never gotten his X percent of the estate from the old guy. It's the only case he's probably had in the last 15 years. He's tired of waiting for the money, so he came up with a plan to impregnate AN (apparently not too difficult thing to do since at least two others have also stepped forward). Besides, he's physically the closest too her for the most hours each week. Heck, he probably even fed her the drugs and booze to get her to bed.
So, he gets her pregnant, now he's got a blood link to the money. Then, he kills off AN's only otoher heir to the $$, and then finishes her off. The paternity test will prove he's the father, and then he can get his cut of the 100s of millions, if they ever collect on any of it.
thats the way i'm leaning as well. i watched an old interview with them and she was shitfaced and he could care less. he got her on, and prolly kept her on drugs....all nice and legal like....like ELVIS! maybe he's the father!
This is what has always made Anna Nicole so intriguiging to America. Everybody is just waiting to see what twisted turn is going to happen next.
Now Elvis is a possible father! Where will it end? James Brown? Bill Clinton? The possibilities are endless.
Plus, she was always a very beautiful woman but now she's just "drop dead" gorgeous!
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