Former Steelers running back Bam Morris has made it clear that he wants to return to the NFL. Yes, that Bam Morris. The one who was caught with enough weed in his trunk to keep Snoop Dogg and his dog pound high for a year. This just in....he's 34. Oh yeah, most fat 34 year olds can play in the NFL. Yup. Not sure if he'll be able to make any tryouts - he's busy playing in an indoor Texas league where he is paid $300 a game. He probably smokes that away before midnight on the day of the game. It's a shame really, but I'm glad Bam got himself into trouble. Do you realize if Bam hadn't decided to carry around a trunk full of reefer, we would have never traded for Bettis. Just think! Bam, not Bus. Not Super Bowl, Super Bust. Rhasta, not asthma. Heck, the more I think about it, Bettis should drive down to Texas and shake Bam's hand. Just think if Jerome had to sit on the Ram's bench in their doghouse one more year if the Steelers didn't trade for him. Maybe he would have let himself go. Maybe he would let himself get out of shape...maybe not make the team.....maybe start hanging around with the wrong people. Maybe HE would have filled his trunk up with whacky tobaccy and ended up in jail. Maybe I'd be poking fun at him right now. Bam had the nerve to say something like "If the Steelers would call me right now they wouldn't even have to buy me a ticket, I'd drive to the tryout." Ummmm, how can I put this politely? Don't hold your breath...unless your lungs are full of the chronic. Idiot. Here's the full article.
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