How Do You Justify This?

I swear the only reason Bradjolina tries to stick their noses into world politics and helping the poor is because they feel guilty? Why do they feel guilty? Because of things like spending $70 million dollars on an estate. The couple that wants other countries to forgive poor nation's debts could easily pay them off themselves! From the article, they have so many homes it's a wonder they can even remember them all. You want to end poverty and promote wealth distribution? Hmmmmmmmm.

Please Take Her

This is funny. Funnier still if they call her bluff. Wouldn't it be irresponsible of her with 37 children to do this? Did she check with each of them first? Is this a sad attempt to be in the news?

Jolie: Hypocrite

Angelina Jolie recently said something about her eating habits after returning from Africa. I don't have the quotes in front of me but they read them on the Stern show last week. Basically she was saying she doesn't enjoy eating right now and is eating a lot of rice and stuff and feels guilty because of how much they have and how little some people have in other parts of the world. Well, how bad can you feel when your man buys you a gold card with a poem on it that he wrote? Really? I mean, come on! We get it - you feel bad for the poor. Either sell your houses, mansions, cars and jewelry and give it all to the poor and live on $200k a year or open up a big can of "Shut The Fug Up" and take a swig. Really. Here is what you offer the world.....you're hot and your dad was famous. Got it? If your dad was Joe Mugalutz, we wouldn't even know who you are. If your dad was Jon Voight and you looked like Natalie from The Facts Of Life, we wouldn't know who you are. At least Brad can act, but he needs to drink from your can as well. You are famous and have money because of your looks, and you feel guilty about it to some degree, so you are constantly trying to change your image to a deep thinking savior. Well, stop spreading your legs and licking strawberries in magazines and maybe you'll change people's minds. "Bradley, I simply cannot eat this Beef Wellington while little children are starving in Africa...bring me two grapes........no, one and a half...I have to fit into the Versace for Saturday's red carpet because it goes with the Ferrari."

Saintly Pitt and Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are moving to New Orleans so their kids can go to school there and Angelina can meet "normal" moms so their kids can do normal things. One gay guy who lives in his mom's basement gives a shit.

Please Just Fade Off Into The Sunset

What's with Madonna these days? I guess she's realizing she can't get into the news with her music or acting anymore, so she's trying anything to get back in the headlines. A month ago she started her world tour by entering the stage crucified on a cross. Super. That's so 1985. You can't shock us with that anymore. Why not put out a book of nothing but nude pictures of yourself....oh wait, you did that already. Yeah, we're tired of you. You're not relevant anymore. Go away. Quietly. Yeah, you ruled the 80's and early 90's....now it's somebody else's turn. What? You want to adopt an African boy? Not a baby but an actual child? Whose Father is still alive? Why not just give the dad enough money to care for the kid so he can get out of the orphanage? Why not hook his old man up with a cool million, that will change his life? Did she see all the attention Bradjolina got for doing this so now she has to try it. "Look at me, look at me...I'm good too!!!!". You know what's really ironic? All these liberal Hollywood types like to say "how can we do this and how can we do that with our money when so many kids are starving right here in America...."? I've heard that so many times. Well then, why not adopt a starving American or simply give an African nation a ton of dough instead of thinking you're doing the world a favor by adopting a child from a 3rd world nation? Great, you saved this kid....what about the other 6 million Africans? Giving them 50% of the money you'll never use would help way more kids than the 1 she's going to parade around to remind people how good she is. Next week....Nicole Kidman to adopt 2 North Koreans. Can't we leave the adopting of children to real parents who want the kids because they love kids - not so they can get in the news. Madonna had a meeting with her handlers who gave her 3 options to get in the news this week: video a sexcapade with Paris Hilton, join the ARMY and ask to be deployed to Iraq or adopt an African.

Back Without Demand - Celebrity Cock

This time I'm going to nominate Brad Pitt. Brad recently said he wouldn't marry Ms. Jolie until anyone that wanted to be married legally could. Boo Hoo. Boo Hoo on you Mr. Pitt. You just don't want to get married, so you're lying. If they passed the law tomorrow - you wouldn't drive on down to Vegas would you? She's just going to dump your short ass too when somebody better comes along..... Anyway, Mr. I'll Go To Iraq and donate all my money to charity (feels guilty over leaving Rachael....I mean Jennifer) is this edition's lucky winner. Let's see what we can make of his catalogue.

A Cock Runs Through It (the winner)
Kock
Legends of the Cock
Cock with the Vampire
Cock Monkeys
The Devil's Cock
Meet Cock Black
Cock Club
Confessions of a Dangerous Cock

Hmmmm, not a ton of humor here. Oh well, not a ton of great movies either. Keep your mouth shut and make a good movie for a change....it's been a while.

What A Complete Waste Of Energy

This article makes me sick. <--Click It! Can you believe the insanity? If you want to save 5 minutes of your life - I'll recap the article. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have made an exclusive rights deal for between $5-$7 million dollars for pictures of their baby. They will give the money to charity. The fact that the stupid pictures are worth that much on the open market is the first obnoxious item. Getty Images is taking the pictures. One magazine has North American rights or something so stupid I refuse to even go back and read it again. While all of that is truly disturbing by itself - it gets even worse. Two websites somehow got ahold of the pictures and had them online yesterday. The quotes about the piracy from the magazine executive who had exclusive rights are hilarious! Her word selection attaches the same importance to this as 9/11 or worse. She goes on to condemn the internet for allowing things like this to spread unchecked. What? Are you telling me that this woman's life is so unimportant that all she can do is sit around and think about this? There are wars going on, genocide being committed, diseases that have no cures, corrupt politicians, hungry children, neglected children......and entire companies have their collective panties in a bunch because of this? So, when questioned as to why she is upset today, this woman can convey these facts: one idiot superstar divorced another idiot superstar so he could get with yet another idiot superstar. The two idiot superstars had a baby. (OH....MY....GAWD!). We paid roughly $6 million dollars for the pictures of baby Jesus...I mean Pitt. We paid that much so nobody else could take pictures of baby Jesus..I mean Pitt (darn!). Then, somebody on the inside sold those pictures to 2 websites (yes TWO!) out of about 2 billion. WAAAAAAH! I mean REALLY? Who gives a shit? When baby Jesus leaves the hut in Africa it was born in....if it sees it's shadow, does that mean summer will be longer this year?