Please Take Her

This is funny. Funnier still if they call her bluff. Wouldn't it be irresponsible of her with 37 children to do this? Did she check with each of them first? Is this a sad attempt to be in the news?

Can We Stop Him From Coming Back?

Who? This guy.

Sean Penn - Celebrity Cock!

I hope Sean Penn has been paying taxes on every cent he's earned, because the IRS is going to be so far up his ass they can look out his huge mouth after this weekend's appearance on Bill Mahr's HBO show.

For the millionth time, I cannot stand these celebrities going on TV and trying to play the part of the intellectual. The entire episode his facial expression was that of one who was smelling his own farts. I was half expecting a pizza delivery guy to walk in and ask "did anyone order a pepperoni?" to which Spicoli, I mean Penn, would stand up and say "whoa, right here dude". My views on the war are not even relevant at this point....I'm just so sick and tired of all of these ultra liberals like Penn, Streisand and Gere running around like chickens with their heads cut off going on-and-on about certain things like they are so much more important than everyone else. So, here's to you Sean Penn.....you big Cock.


Cock Times at Ridgemont High
Cock Boys
The Cock and the Snowman
Cock Surprise
Casualties of Cock
Carlito's Cock
Dead Cock Walking
The Thin Red Cock
Mystic Cock

And my favorite.......I Am Cock.

If you want to watch a celebrity talk about the war in an honest manner - watch Dennis Miller's "All In".

Whoa, Dude, Like...Can I get a Whopper?

This is putting the buzz on the fuzz. Now shut up and pass me the Doritos. I worked at the BK Lounge for many years in high school and college and I have to say - we never did anything quite like that. I bogarted my fair share of free food though. I wouldn't even want to guess how many chicken tenders were eaten while hot & crispy yet written up on the old and gunky throw-away waste sheet. The worst thing I ever did while employed there was to get thrown out by the head manager (and I was one of her favorites) one night when I showed up not to work but to kick the living crap out of someone who was working that night who had a part in altering some personal property of mine. No, I didn't get to kick the crap out of him, but I made him lie and shake in front of 3 of his friends who knew he did it - by daring him to "man up" and admit he did it and then face the consequences when he got off work. Wow. That was a blast from the past that didn't even cross my mind when I saw the BK story. I just wanted a reason to post a Spicoli picture and then got the mouth out of control. Anyway - Love the character. Hate the actor.