Showing posts with label olympic torch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label olympic torch. Show all posts

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Simple Solution To Olympic Torch


You know what? This isn't going to be popular, but I have a way to solve the Olympic Torch problem of all these protesters running around trying to put it out......shoot them. Shoot them in their stupid heads. Yeah, I guess that's a little extreme, so let's shoot them, shoot them in their stupid legs? Ok, China government needs a little help with human rights, but you know what, the men and women selected to run with the torch didn't freaking pick Beijing to host the Olympics. Blame the stupid bribed committee that did. Typically it's a big deal to carry the torch and you have to apply and/or be nominated and stuff like that. For these idiots to be out there messing around with these people is ludicrous. If you meet and protest in peace somewhere like the lawn of the White House, fine. Add the hunting aspect of trying to put the torch out and now you get bored college kids and seekers of fame involved. In my mind, you can't even blame China. They had to win the bid. Somebody had to pick them. The pampered folks that made that call are sleeping soundly while innocent people trying to carry on a tradition are dealing with a huge pile of bullshit. Trot the secret service out there to run with the torch. Anyone but the runner gets within 5 yards of the torch.....pop them. Taser the living daylights out of them. Squirt them with high pressure water. Make them listen to Abba. I don't care what method they use, just don't let them become part of the show.