Boring NFL Clips

When Football Night In America started, I thought I would enjoy it, although I knew I would miss Chris Berman and Tom Jackson doing the highlights on ESPN. I'm thinking ABC should have trucked those guys in for their prime time show. Bringing back Dan Patrick is horrible. Teaming him with former partner and bleeding heart liberal puke Keith Olbermann is even worse. They think it's 1990 and it's still cute to try to outwit each other during highlights. Putting these two with Bob Costas makes for three idiots trying to outsmart each other. I used to hate Colinsworth back when he first started announcing in the early 90's, but now he's clearly the smartest football guy in the room. Barber and Bettis, try as they may, cannot even begin to compete with Chris. They never say anything that wasn't totally obvious to even the most casual of football fans. What it comes down to is that I want to watch the clips and hear nothing else. I might have to start going online to find them or check out NFL Network to see who does them there. I think Dion Sanders might help so I probably can't watch that either. How the heck hard is it to find two people to read clips who don't annoy me? I swear Olbermann and Patrick are so smug they must gloat at each other's lines during commercial breaks. What a pair of losers. God, I hate announcers.

Is Smarmy A Word?

I am so sick of this idiot on Football Night in America. The Steelers were off today so I had a fun day alone with my daughter as mom recovered from hosting 11 people last night. We went bowling, then went to the bookstore, then went to Dairy Queen and finally the mall. Anyway - I missed everything that happened in the NFL today. I would just like to see some clips and be updated on what happened today. I don't need this idiot trying out his stand-up routine every week. It's not 1988. He's over. It's old. Bob Costas looks at Keith like a sick puppy dog and guffaws at everything he says which just makes it worse. Then after showing a clip where one of the Bears loses his pants during a tackle, Cris Collinsworth asks both Tiki Barber and The Bus if they ever plaed commando. Riveting. Does anybody have any suggestions as to where highlights can be had without smart-ass comments?

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Another Ass Hat

Am I missing something? Really, Am I? Keith Olbermann, Mr. Bleeding Heart Liberal Puke, is so yesterday's news with the highlight clips. He thinks it's 1991 and he's still funny. Listen, you twit, just tell me what's going on in the clips...better yet, don't, I bet I know the players better than you do. You think the story is you doing the clips. It's not. I don't give a damn about your supposed wit or your supposed IQ. I want my Prime Time back on ESPN with Chris Berman and Tom Jackson. It takes 5 people to do their job and somehow they manage to muck that up. Bob Costas used to be very professional but now they have him out grinding the monkey box punching a John Madden parody on FOX earlier in the day and then faux falling all over his lover, Keith. Please. Tiki Barber is OK I guess, but I've never liked Chris Collinsworth and Jerome Bettis doesn't really add any real insight...at least not yet anyway. Can everybody please stop being so cutesy? Like I need Keith and his vocabulary to tell me about the Jets fans cheering Pennington's injury. Shut the bleep up you smug smug smarmy smug man. Damn. Shut up.