This lady is a clown. Why on Earth do people who are hard core vegetarians feel like they have to shove their beliefs down our throats. There's no room in my throat for her beliefs because it's full of tasty rare London Broil. Does she care about Shrimp? Were they suffering from lack of freedom? I'm going to imagine for a second that Still A Dog wrote a letter to the local paper. It would go something like this:
Dear Sir,
Goddamn I love me some steak. This Fourth of July, I'm going to smoke a ham. I might leave the head on it. I want it to see who the boss is. While the ham is smoking, I think I'll throw some filets on the grill. I like them real tender - from young cows. Mmmmm...filet. For dessert, I'm having pork chops smothered in BBQ sauce. I might add a shot of Johnny Walker to the BBQ sauce and some liquid smoke. I think everyone should celebrate the Fourth of July the same way as me - by grilling the shit out of some tasty stupid animals that were put on this planet to nourish my body. Was Jesus a vegetarian? I like to do what Jesus did. I like to drink wine, attempt to walk on water.....have fish fries.....get drunk and get some hookers...... what? you don't think Christ Almighty has a sense of humor? He must....he put that dumb PETA bitch on the planet and gave her the right to write her stupid letter. I bet she's ugly, too. I bet she has bad hair, skinny, pale.....sickly...boys don't like her....can't get a date..... Shit, in the words of the great Ron White "Man did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots". The End. Well, I bet Still A Dog could write a better letter than that - but right now he's out getting hammered at the Blues Festival.
