Jesus Christ I Hate Joe Theisman

Does he ever shut up? I mean, I could lower the volume - but I'd like to hear the game too without him yapping the entire night. Does CBS radio still broadcast Boomer Esiason? Does anyone know? F me I can't stand Joe. Did you know he used to play? No, really? Instead of him breaking his leg in a game, I wish someone would have ripped his throat out so he couldn't talk. Man, he's dropping some gems tonight. Tony K is catching on and playing with him a bit. I can't wait for Tony to say to Joe ala Tom Jackson to Michael Irvin....."Are you retarded?" That's insulting the entire community of mentally challenged. If I had a dollar for every time he says "nobody else in the NFL could make that throw" I'd be rich. If they show someone spit Joe opines about his ability to spit and how nobody else in the league can spit like that. Some guy scratches his manhood and Joe says "did you see the way he scratched his berries? he is in the top 3 berry scratchers in the league". I think he has photos of somebody doing something not with their special somebody. Why else has he lasted this long in broadcasting. Oh, and did you know he used to play?