Hilary Clinton announced today that she still has momentum - despite losing 11 primaries in a row. Ah, yeah, OK, who am I to judge? In a candid interview, Hilary also verbalized the following items: there aren't enough reality shows on television, Rosie O'Donnel looks superb three years into her diet, the Arizona Cardinals have all the momentum heading into this year's football season, the Cubbies will win the World Series, Huckabee will most assuredly come back to unseat McCain, Osama Bin Laden will be caught within the next week, we have a BigFoot carcass hidden in a warehouse in Roswell.......oh this is boring. I quit.
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Showing posts with label osama bin laden. Show all posts
Monday, March 03, 2008
Also, Her Broom "speaks" To Her
Hilary Clinton announced today that she still has momentum - despite losing 11 primaries in a row. Ah, yeah, OK, who am I to judge? In a candid interview, Hilary also verbalized the following items: there aren't enough reality shows on television, Rosie O'Donnel looks superb three years into her diet, the Arizona Cardinals have all the momentum heading into this year's football season, the Cubbies will win the World Series, Huckabee will most assuredly come back to unseat McCain, Osama Bin Laden will be caught within the next week, we have a BigFoot carcass hidden in a warehouse in Roswell.......oh this is boring. I quit.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Silent Night, Holy Night
All is calm....BAM!....Bin Laden's Buddy Dead <----- Read It. Guess we won't have to worry about Mullah Akhtar Mohammad Osmani anymore.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
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