Detroit's Love Bus

Did you know Jerome Bettis is from Detroit? Well, the young mayor who gave him the key to the city 2 years ago is now under fire for.......sending steamy text messages. The nerve. They were leaked. They are 4-6 years old. He answered "No" a while back when asked about the woman involved while he was on the stand. Sound familiar? They are high school sweethearts which is endearing (to me, who married mine) until you know that like Al Bundy, he's Married....with children. She was married at the time as well. If you are the mayor of one of the biggest cities in the country - why on God's green Earth would you email or text a mistress anything that can be used against you? Yes, she worked for him, so maybe he should have called about "business". You can at least lie about that you moron. Texts and emails are out there somewhere in the cyber world backed up and archived just waiting for the FBI to need a nugget against you. I think back to that piece of shit Scott Peterson searching Google from the house PC for tide information where Lacy's body was found. Ever hear of a library? Go to the mall and test run a Dell at the kiosk. "Can I help you sir?" the polite failed car salesman will ask. "No. No thanks. I just need to do a little research on where to drop my wife's corpse after I kill her." "Oh, ok, well by all means you picked the fastest processor here so good luck in your search." This is exactly why we need The Patriot Act. If you aren't doing anything wrong - don't sweat it. Treat email and texts like it will be posted on the lunchroom bulletin board (coming from a guy who makes fun of his boss and her boss in company email 37 times per day). I think I'm hoping to be fired though, it would make me take my job search so much more seriously.