Crikey! Wally is Implicated!

While the death of Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin is being blamed on a stingray, rumor has it that the semi-famous Hanna-Barbera 2nd banana Wally Gator was in the vicinity at the time of the "accident". Gator was seen at a local pub the night before and was clearly intoxicated on Ketel-One and tonics. In one eye-witness account, Wally was hitting on another failed Hanna-Barbera character, the all-grown-up "Pebbles" Flintstone. He was buying her drinks and dancing provocatively with her when "Bamm-Bamm" showed up out of nowhere. Before he could even raise his club, Gator viciously bit off his entire right arm leaving Rubble with a bloody stump. At this point Grape Ape mentioned bringing in Irwin to calm Gator down. Overhearing the large purple primate - Gator continued to drink more vodka and became more and more agitated at the suggestion that the Aussie could control him. Upon hearing he was in the area filming a documentary, Gator downed one final triple shot of K-1 and left the establishment with "Pebbles" in tow. Hearing their stable mate had been implicated in the crime...Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, Daphney and Velma rushed to the scene to try to prove Gator's innocence. Fred wanted to make it but he hooked up with Snagglepuss while filming another Hanna-Barbera documentary "I was a flamingly gay cartoon character". More on this later.