I read that the Russians are leaving Georgia and a peace agreement has been signed. That's good. You see, we go to North Carolina every-other-year on vacation and I didn't want to have to worry that the Ruskies were making their push North next summer. I figured South Carolina would fall pretty quickly and if they came up the coast, we'd be in trouble. I'm not even sure what all the trouble was about. I'm pretty sure they waited until the Olympics started so people would have something else to focus on. Well, they didn't fool me. I think it had something to do with natural resources, but I'm not 100% positive. I hear that the Russians like themselves a fuzzy peach every now and again, but who doesn't? Peanuts? Maybe. Then again, maybe they were looking for Jimmy Carter? Maybe Putin needs a new drinking buddy. In the end, I don't care why they were there, I'm just glad they're leaving. The good 'ole boys down there were able to stand up and fight them off. I bet it won't be long before Confederate flags are flying proud again in the dirty South.
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Hello Fan,
Thanks for the good laugh. As soon as I saw your bowl of peaches, I knowed t'was gonna be a good un. After slurpin down some peach, have a pull o' the strong stuff, pull up a char, and have a gander over here. Hope to send some steam blastin' from them-thar ears a yorn. Pitch forks and torches are on sale I hear tell...
Here's another analysis of the Russia-Georgia shenanigans. Only this one addresses the machinations of the "hidden hands" behind this and other dastardly events.
It's time for people to wake-up to the true nature of the world leaders that have set this thing into motion. It is far more deceptive, contrived, and sinister than most would believe. That is why I have been patiently setting a very unique trap for these snakes. Take the time to understand and then hold their feet to the fire !!!
Take a gander here, afore its too darn late...
Peace and Wisdom...
The South Carolina Milita was ready and was ready to show thier advanced technology in musketry, but things calmed down.
Actually, South Carolina still flies the Stars and Bars over the state capital to the dismay of the NAACP, who constantly pickets the state lines.
Yeah and they waited until peaches were in season to attack too! I wouldn't count watermelons out as a possible motivating factor either.
I was more worried about a subsequent invasion of Florida. Whereupon capturing it they could control the orange crop AND reunite with their old comrades the Cubans before Fidel kicks.
But as you probably know, the Keys are being evacauated this morning. Anything's possible... except maybe Casey Hampton getting under 350.
Does this mean the price of peaches will increase next week? I'm sure gasoline will be higher because of this...we need something to blame it on
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