Monday, November 03, 2008

Thug Life


A great time was had Saturday night at the Halloween party we went to. The whole family was invited. Mom as a witch. Daughter as a candy corn witch....and me as a thug rapper, complete with a grill held in place with Fixadent. Weird going to CVS and buying Fixadent, but whatever. I tried walking around Friday night with my candy corn witch using bubble gum to hold the grill in place, but it didn't work out so well. Eating was a chore so I took them out for about an hour, but it just wasn't as funny without them so I quickly put them back in. At the party we had Darth Vader, Princess Leia (a dude), Uncle Fester, Indy Jones, Amy Winehouse and a host of other characters. Speaking of hosts, the host had a hay ride for the kids using "Big Red" his huge tractor that pulled me out of a mess a few years ago when I got one of his go-carts stuck in the mud. The house was full of fog and there were 2 fires outside. Didn't want to leave but had a swim meet at 7:00 AM on Sunday.

7 comments:

stilladog said...

That's hysterical.

You look like the bastard love child of a gang bang between a street ho and Popa Chubby, Troy Polamalu, Flav-o-Flav, my dentist, Lance Armstrong and all 7 dwarfs!

Anonymous said...

that's a good look for you...

Still A. While said...

hawt!!!

Anonymous said...

Was there a Harem Princess with a tattoo of a daisy on her right hip?

Anonymous said...

Would you wear that on Broad St?

Still A. Fan said...

sheeeeeeeeit, I was representin' 678 as in 6th, 7th and 8th streets. West Side style.

stilladog said...

Looked more like Gibson Terrace to me.