Hey man, that swimmer dude Michael Phelps had his picture taken tokein' on a bong.
No way man. That dude was an Olympic hero, man. That thing looked more like a penis enlargement apparatus than a bong anyway. But... I never saw anybody try to light their penis enlargement apparatus.
Yeah man, dude stands to lose 10 million in endorsements just for catching a buzz, man.
Heard he got arrested for DUI a few years back too. What's next? He gonna freebase like Richard Pryor? Smoke some crack? Go a few blocks from where he lives to East Baltimore to score some yellow cap heroin?
You know he never should have done that Guitar Hero commercial with Kobe Bryant and A-Rod. Next thing you know he'll be getting oral sex from hotel maids and trying to bang Madonna! It's a slippery slope from here, dude.
Man, Phelps wanted to get caught. He knows everybody and their brother got a camera cell phone nowadays. It's not hard to hide your vices. Or is he just stupid?
Well, he's a Raven fan.
Says it all for me. What a dope.
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