Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Slanted Simon Says: "Ew"

Wow. When I was younger, I remember Mariah Carey being such a hottie. Not anymore. The years haven't been too kind to her and she's still young. Ish. Can you imagine what an intolerable person she must be in private? She seems like such a diva. More #1's than Elvis as a solo artist? Quick..name five of them! See, can't do it can you? However, you can roll out Elvis songs all day long. 19 #1's and if pressed, maybe I could name 1 or 2 by their correct titles. Anyway - here is this week's list, just based on this week:

1. David Cook. Lock. Stock. Barrel.
2. Brook White. Dug. It's the voice and the character in the voice.
3. David Archuleta. Not sure he can win against Cook, but may have more teeny boppers vote for him.
4. Kristi Lee Cook. Rarely hits a bad note. Lacks stage presence and star power.
5. Carly Smithson. Once a force now running on empty.
6. Jason Dreads. Just don't get it. Not at all. I think the only reason the judges say they like him is because we haven't seen a winner in his genre yet. I'm telling you....it's the ONLY reason.
7. Syesha. I once thought she could maybe win......no way, not now, not ever.

3 comments:

Still A. While said...

I think Simon was right - the boys won the show. Brooke was ok but not great.
When I found out they were doing Mariah's songs I wasn't even sure I wanted to watch the show.
Cant stand her.
But I have to wonder if the contestants are a little peeved at David Cook getting all that publicity about his brother.
I feel for the guy and I think he should win hands down but the media is going nuts and he is getting his name out there big time. Just something to ponder.

Anonymous said...

totally missed it last night. Saw Dreds...I think the girls are all voting for him. And while Carly is starting to fade for me, I thought she at least LOOKED good for a change (had the tatoos covered).

Anonymous said...

I think Johns leaving last week really put the nail in the coffin for Carly. She even commented last night on how much she misses him. It seems to me Carly has completely lost her desire to win and wants to go home. Syesha should be gone before Carly, but something tells me Carly is exiting tonight. Hope I'm wrong;-)