Waddler Plot Broken Up

So, by this time everyone has heard about the group of third graders in Georgia that planned on assaulting their teacher. However, with all the other controversies going on in the world, this one was missed. It seems that a gang of waddling toddlers in a Detroit suburb also hatched a plot last week against their daycare "teacher" Miss Muffy. The weapons they were able to cache were astounding. Found in the leader's (Ry-Ry) cubby were : a small mallet not unlike the ones used to bash wooden pegs through a board, several baby aspirin, teeny tiny nail clippers, an olive sword (Miss Muffy drinks her "lunches") and one-third of a ball of yarn.....pink. Most of the group of five cannot yet speak well enough to defend their suspicious actions, but they have left as evidence a series of drawings that can only be described as "sheer terror". One depicts the muscle of the group, Jimmy Poo Poo, smearing what appears to be, well....Poo, into the face of the teacher who is being held down by Sally "Pancakes" Jenkins. One of the little girls, Lysol, is able to form simple sentences and gave the following statement before going into the preliminary hearing: "Gooble babba gibble NO. Gooble babba gibble NO. dabba....MINE! faffa badda NO! .......i need go potty".