I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in 15 years but I just bet you there's going to be a Nike commercial for "Just Do It" this weekend. What a horse's ass. All the money in the world. One of the most powerful people in sports. A wife that is like an angel so sweet you'd swear she was made out of cotton candy. Look at her! A beautiful child. Respect. All gone. Gone! G-O-N-E. For what? Some strange. McNair had to have it and it killed him. What if Elin chasing Tiger with a golf club caused him to crash so hard his head went through the windshield and he died. Can you imagine! What a fascinating way to go out. I hope sweet sweet Elin had a huge prenup. LOOK AT HER! Dear God. A swiss model/nanny and your child's mother - all traded in for a Las Vegas cocktail waitress. Cock and tail can only lead to divorce, my friend. Elin, that girl doesn't deserve her picture to be shown, the media whore. She can't compete with your toe jam. How stupid is Tiger to think she wasn't taping messages and keeping texts? All for what? Chris Rock nailed it. Men will do almost anything for NP.
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They don't call him Tiger no more. He is now known as Cheetah Woods.
Turns out he can putt but he can't drive!
Too much pussy for him to say "no" to apparently. A problem many of us have wished for over the years.
What we find pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the touch are rarely the same.
Who was the comedian with the line that no matter who the woman was, she could be a Victoria's Secret model, there was a guy lying next to her just wishing she would leave?
Men are stupid. And I is one.
Could have been Chris Rock who I believe stated, "No matter how good she looks there is some guy tired of putting up with her shit."
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