I'm guessing Mike Tomlin didn't make it to the end of the movie Gladiator the day he was watching it and quoted it leading up to the Raiders game. Maximus dies, dude. Not only does he die, they killed his family! They didn't just kill them, it was more graphic than that when explained to him. They were left hanging at the property as well. Sound familiar? In the end he wanted death! He wanted to join his family in death and thought about it often. Now it really makes sense, no? You can just see Ike Taylor Swaggin' down in Miami after the season. Just close your eyes, Ike...close them....see the sand....feel it beneath your toes......that's right....drift off......let it go..............................
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Game made me unleash my colon.
Tomlin: "Every man dies, not every man really lives."
Oh, wait, that movie ends in vivisection.
Tomlin: "Who are those guys?"
Wait, Butch and Sundance die, too.
"I'm getting too old for this shit."
There. That'll fire them up for Cleveland.
Gosh is Russell Crowe hot!
Gotta appreciate a guy who can pull off wearing a skirt and still look bad ass.
William Wallace (Mel Gibson) was badass in a skirt.
That's one of the changes Tomlin has promised. He said if you're going to play like a bunch of schoolgirls at recess then you're going to dress like schoolgirls.
Seems appropriate enough to me. They been getting schooled the last 4 weeks anyhow. So when they come out in black & gold plaid skirts in Cleveland don't be surprised... and don't expect Gladiator or Braveheart performances either.
I think for this next game Fan and Dog should dress in skirts........hey, it just might change our luck!!!
I can see Ben in a skirt before the Ravens game and Reed coming up to Tomlin and saying "Nobody puts Benny in a corner." But I guess that didn't happen..........
While, I don't think you want to open up that can of worms about what Fan & I should wear.
The suggestions we might have for you could put a serious dent in your line of credit at Frederick's of Hollywood!
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