Monday, September 25, 2006
Jesus Christ I Hate Joe Theisman
Does he ever shut up? I mean, I could lower the volume - but I'd like to hear the game too without him yapping the entire night. Does CBS radio still broadcast Boomer Esiason? Does anyone know? F me I can't stand Joe. Did you know he used to play? No, really? Instead of him breaking his leg in a game, I wish someone would have ripped his throat out so he couldn't talk. Man, he's dropping some gems tonight. Tony K is catching on and playing with him a bit. I can't wait for Tony to say to Joe ala Tom Jackson to Michael Irvin....."Are you retarded?" That's insulting the entire community of mentally challenged. If I had a dollar for every time he says "nobody else in the NFL could make that throw" I'd be rich. If they show someone spit Joe opines about his ability to spit and how nobody else in the league can spit like that. Some guy scratches his manhood and Joe says "did you see the way he scratched his berries? he is in the top 3 berry scratchers in the league". I think he has photos of somebody doing something not with their special somebody. Why else has he lasted this long in broadcasting. Oh, and did you know he used to play?
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He was All-American at Notre Dame. He played in the CFL. He returned punts for the Washington Redskins. And he is a dumbass.
People all criticized Paul Maguire during the old ESPN Sunday Night Football broadcasts but Maguire was the smart one in that booth. Of course a potato chip that fell off the Press Box Gourmet Spread would have been smarter than Theisman anyway.
And by the way, if you've never seen an NFL game on a press pass, it is a feast to behold. Free everything. Bourbon, scotch, vodka, rum, beer, wine, cheese, fancy breads, shrimp, hor d'ovres, hamburgers, prime roast beef, steamed asparagus, swedish meatballs, you name it they got it.
The print media don't even have to watch the game. A minion comes around every quarter with a complete game synopsis and statistics (probably piped in on-line to a writer's computer nowadays). Maybe Joe should consider writing game stories rather than speaking them. He obviously isn't watching the games anyway.
And how about those intriguing mid-game guests? Last week Dwayne Wade from Miami in Jacksonville. This week Spike Lee from New York in New Orleans. How far from football is ESPN willing to deviate? Will next week find Magic Johnson from Los Angeles in the booth in Philadelphia? Stay tuned to find out. That's the only reason they broadcast this bullshit anyway.
Beware of the Dog!
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