This headline just caught my eye on Yahoo's front page.
The teaser that made me click it read "Anna Nicole Smith's 10 month old baby daughter makes OK! Magazine's list of most influential". What?! She headed up the list for the "Survivors" category. How in the mother truck does a 10 month old "survive" something? She is lucky right now if she can point to her nose and toes, let alone comprehend what has happened to her. If she makes it to 12 without selling herself on Sunset Strip, then maybe she survived something. Katie Holmes is influential? All she did is marry someone who guarantees her that she'll never have to work again. Hmmmm, maybe that is influential? OK ! Magazine should make a list of worst magainzes and this article should make a list of worst articles. The author should make a list of worst authors and the person who selected the font should make a list of "worst font selectors". Furthermore, anyone who reads said article and takes it seriously should make the list of "stupidest celebrity worshiping idiots".....well, unless they wear helmets and pads and play football on Sundays....then it's OK to worship them.
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It would be a great list if it was simply re-titled "19 People We Would Like To See Pushed Off Of A Cliff".
We are a nation of idiots indeed. We are infatuated with these infernal lists.
It is complete bullshit.
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