If This Had Happened In Idaho...

In Idaho, Ho killed by Hoe. When you kill someone with a garden tool, do you have to bag them using the special "lawn" bags? If they were a tad overweight do you have to use Hefty brand? How often is the murder weapon also the same tool used to hide the victim? Didn't sound like a 'Crying Game' case or 'Funky Cold Medina'.....he clearly knew the guy had a ........tool? Sorry. Too many jokes all coming at once. That's one ho that didn't mind being taken out to the shed. Well, I'm not sure a man can be called a "ho", but if he was, at least we're calling a spade a spade..... I could go on for hours. Somebody stop me. I wonder if he kept his lawn low and nicely trimmed? Maybe he was hoed to death because he looked like a potato? After he's done using the hoe, he goes for the weed whacker. I'd try to make a joke using a drain snake...butt i'm trying to keep it to garden items....is a post digger a garden item? Anyone else?