Ok, I'm 39, I'm 6 feet and change and I weigh between 185-195 depending on the season and soemtimes I feel weird going shirtless in public. Everyone is usually hesitant when wearing beach attire in public - unless you're Amanda Beard or someone - but I've now decided after looking over the crowd yesterday at Typhoon Lagoon that my slight ice cream overhang should no longer concern me in the least. We belong to a pool in our neighborhood in the summer and I have to say that the difference between the crowd there and at Disney is night and day. I actually lost my appetite yesterday which is very rare. For every beach beauty, there were 50 people that should have been completely covered up. What's weird is that it seemed like the bigger the belly on the men, the smaller the trunks were. There was more cottage cheese on the women than at a Wisconsin convention. Is self pride a thing of the past? I mean what the heck? With all the information out there about health and nutrition, I can't understand for the life of me what's going on inside some people's heads. Here's a newsflash - if you are a man and your stomach measurement is more than 4" greater than your waist size...please do us all a favor and wear big baggy swimming trunks and put the Speedos back in 1975 where they belong. I kid you not, while in the wave pool, my eight year old daughter looked at me and said "some guys should wear bras". She cracks me up and is certainly my daughter. Also, to the woman who was right beside us with the hairy armpits.....it's 2008, shave those things or don't lay with your arms crossed above your head. To me, that's just begging for attention. Also - what's up with these parents who put suntan lotion on their kids and then send them into the water 4 seconds later? Read the label folks.....it don't work that way. No wonder there were 3,127 little kids running around looking like Apache Indians.
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