Shouldn't this be in the Personal Ads? Come on! Clearly, this is as planned out as sitting in a toilet stall and doing something which will alert the patron in the stall next to you that you want to get.....kinky. I'm tempted to go on CL and post an ad in the Free area for "Huge Collection of Bette Midler and Barbara Streisand LPs". Hi, my name is Melvin and I'm moving (in & out) in a few weeks and I simply must get rid of these old dusty LPs. If you want, we can listen to them together first before I pack them up for you.
Who do you think you're fooling, Nancy?
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While stopping at a roadside rest area, I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me b ut I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them,
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions"
I have a delicious recipe for packed fudge want to try some?
I can toss a mean salad, let me show you.
I'd love to spread your buns with some KentuckY Jelly.
Which of these famous pickup lines did "Nancy-boy" use when you went over to pick up your literature?
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