Thursday, July 23, 2009

DOG: McNutty- TV Repair Woman? I Don't Think So

Andrea McNutty. Just what in the world are we dealing with here in Stiller Nation? Let me outline some of the things she might be.

McNutty might be a hotel concierge for VIP guests. But that means she'll have to work with at least 8 people she's filed a lawsuit against. The possibility of a less congenial work environment most assuredly awaits her.

McNutty might be the Easter Bunny (look at those teeth) but I'm not checking what comes out of her ass to see if it looks more like an egg or Cocoa Puffs!

McNutty might be a certifiable whack-job if the story of her delusional engagement to a soldier who never existed and his subsequent death in Iraq, turns out to be true.

McNutty might be a TV repair woman if she can fix a hotel TV by playing with a guest's knobs and adjusting his tube.

McNutty might be a liar taking a chance on the crapshoot that is the American Justice system.

And if she is, she does all female assault victims everywhere a great disservice. It takes just one nut-job making up stories about sex with celebrities and engagements to invisible men for society to cast doubt upon the stories of real victims of sexual assaults and rapes. Assaults and rapes that DO get treated at hospitals and DO get reported to the cops. Real crimes that go unprosecuted or unconvicted because people remember the money-grab logic of "victims" who lied about them in other cases.

McNutty may also be an assault victim. But her story smells mighty fishy. And you know what I always say... "There's only two things that smell like fish. And one of them's fish."

8 comments:

Still A. Fan said...

plus, you did her a great service by posting her best picture. did you see her myspace photos? jesus. i thought she was 42 or 43. our benny has had nancy gulbis for christ's sake. he of $100 million holding this toothy bitch down? when he could just get a high priced escort? She's lucky to be a 6.8 on her BEST day. I'm not buying it and it's why I made light of it with the poster. Like you, I am disgusted by real sex crimes and this isn't one of them. Anybody think Benny gained a little weight in the photo of his press release?

Still A. While said...

They both deserve each other dont you think?
They make me want to bathe in Purell.

stilladog said...

Well the only other decent picture I could find made her look like Bugs Bunny in a Cowboy disguise.

And the one when she had dark hair... well a half-drunk German Shepherd with a hard-on wouldn't have hit that!

Now While bathing in Purell, that's the photo I'm looking for!!!

Still A. While said...

Once again I am falling out of my chair laughing......man I wish more people read this blog.

Still A. Fan said...

dude, those aren't teeth. they're two white Chicklets glued in there. I'm pretty sure. She looks crazy doesn't she? I think she would have had a better chance of going to a Lacrosse party at Duke. They found a notepad under her bed with a few things scratched out....

make Barclay mad enough to throw me through window

get Alec Baldwin to punch me

offer acting advice to Christian Bale

Get in front of Jack Nicholson and brake really hard

Stalk Marv Albert

Drink with Pat O'Brien

That just shows you how stupid she is. Had she just had one more entry "Offer crack to Michael Irvin in hotel room" she'd be rich already.

I'd like to see Ben's weight right now. I bet he's close to 275-280. He'll be back to playing weight by September but I don't know why they gain so much in off season. He may puke on day 1 if Tomlin makes them sprint.

Still A. Fan said...

I have pics of While in jell-o

Still A. While said...

I would like to see him on the sidelines at camp riding a bike! ha

Still A. While said...

Oh you do not you big goof!