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Fan, you're the resident mathemetician for this blog.
I need you to do a statistical analysis between the Steelers away schedule and the rise in prostitutional income in the cities in which the Steelers play outside of Pittsburgh.
With these three skin-hounds on the roster there is surely a correlation to be found.
Oh wait - I think he did comment on it. I take the sissy comment back but only until he starts whining about his thumb which should be any day now. Actually I am sort of worried about his wrist - it might be getting overused if he has to keep a low profile from the ladies now.
Ha! Benny got too many to choose from. He reminded me of Bill Clinton today. I was sort of on his side until he couldn't make eye contact with the press. Got me to thinking.............
Oh While, I think he definitely "hit it." Perhaps multiple times in multiple years. He's played in that celebrity golf tournament out there since 2006 far as I know. And she's been there since 2003. It's entirely likely.
Thing is I'm pretty sure it was consentual. But he rejected her advances this year. And now that he's got 100 million rea$on$ more to go after. Why not get what you can if you can't get what you're after?
Anyway, just him knowing he had dipped his wick into that thing could cause him to look away from the cameras. Even if no wrongdoing had taken place. Just the accusation has got to be embarrassing.
Honestly, it's amazing to me how more professional athletes don't end up with a cap busted in their heads while they sleep courtesy of some scorned woman. Good security I guess.
Naahh. Troy is great. But I want my Quarterback to be "cocky."
How else can you expect a man to get in the huddle and lead a team down the field in a Super Bowl? With 90,000 screaming fans, millions more watching on TV. And 11 mean and nasty men across the line trying to stop them.
You have to make the 10 other guys believe that if they miss their blocks you can still avoid being tackled. And if a guy is open you can hit him with a pass. And if the play you called isn't going to work you'll audible to another one that will. It goes beyond confidence. All the way to "cockey."
Perhaps the Findlay High or Miami,OH educational systems weren't really emphasizing synonyms and homonyms. Maybe you learn that your senior year at Miami? Ben skipped his. Anyway it seems apparent that the stupidity you refer to could very well be simply a misunderstanding about the word "cockey."
Next time, the differences between cocks and roosters. With our special guest, Super Chikan.
I don't think any of us has actually grasped just how great a play that was at the end of the Super Bowl yet. That pass was sick. SICK. S-I-C-K. Plus, he made it look easy. He might look like a roofer (h/t Pittgirl) but I'll tell you what....he's playing at an extremely high level even though they don't allow him to throw that much. Some people think Emmitt Smith is the best running back of all time because of the yardage record. Well, I've been watching football pretty regularly since I was in KG circa 1973. If it's the last play of the game and we're down by 4 and the ball is on the 5 yardline....I do not want Emmitt carrying the ball. I could drive a truck through the holes he ran through. I would take Sweetness over Emmitt. I never saw Jim Brown in a game but I've seen enough tape to know that he is twice the RB Emmitt will ever be. I don't want to get off on a tangent so I'll get back to QB. Right now in the NFL (this second) not knowing about Brady's knee or anything else...if you were facing the fiercest pass rush in the game and you needed a drive to score a TD in the last 2 minutes of a game starting from your own 20....how many QBs are you taking over Big Ben in that spot? Oh yeah...on grass...outside....and it's 22 degrees. Sorry Peyton, with all due respect, I want Roethlisberger.
There's no QB I'd rather have ever since Roethlisberger beat the Cowboys in Dallas his rookie year. I was already on the Big Ben bandwagon. But that game sealed the deal for me.
I remember watching that game with my dad and I told him right there, "I think we finally got something special with this new QB." And he said, "Yep, I think we do too." The difference was and is, Roethlisberger knows how to win. And as Vince Lombardi said, "Winning is contageous."
Jim Brown was the greatest RB in the history of the NFL. There is no doubt or discussion. There are many RBs better than Emmitt Smith. I would go so far as to say Franco Harris was better than Emmitt (but not by much). Certainly Payton and Sanders unquestionably. OJ Simpson is up there too. Eric Dickerson was much better than Emmitt also. Earl Campbell, like Jim Brown, had a short career but I put him ahead of Smith also. In fact, of todays active players I'd also put Adrian Peterson and LaDanian Tomlinson ahead of Emmitt. Even though Tomlinson's best days are behind him now.
Geez, Photo Shop is time consuming. If you find this funny and want to forward it - do Stilladog and I a favor by sending a link to us instead of copying off the image. Always looking to find more readers, or have them find us.
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That is hilarious!
Thanks! If I had more time it would be neater. Howevere, I got message across. Please forward link to Stilla Nation. At least we can laugh at ourselves.
Fan, you're the resident mathemetician for this blog.
I need you to do a statistical analysis between the Steelers away schedule and the rise in prostitutional income in the cities in which the Steelers play outside of Pittsburgh.
With these three skin-hounds on the roster there is surely a correlation to be found.
Yinz guys are making my day!
How about Benny cancelled his press conference. Sissy.
Oh wait - I think he did comment on it. I take the sissy comment back but only until he starts whining about his thumb which should be any day now.
Actually I am sort of worried about his wrist - it might be getting overused if he has to keep a low profile from the ladies now.
Hey While, do you think Andrea McNutty was just pissed that she had the weekend off and Ben didn't invite her as his date for the ESPYs?
Santonio brought his kids. Why couldn't Ben have brought his Ho?
Ha! Benny got too many to choose from. He reminded me of Bill Clinton today. I was sort of on his side until he couldn't make eye contact with the press. Got me to thinking.............
Oh While, I think he definitely "hit it." Perhaps multiple times in multiple years. He's played in that celebrity golf tournament out there since 2006 far as I know. And she's been there since 2003. It's entirely likely.
Thing is I'm pretty sure it was consentual. But he rejected her advances this year. And now that he's got 100 million rea$on$ more to go after. Why not get what you can if you can't get what you're after?
Anyway, just him knowing he had dipped his wick into that thing could cause him to look away from the cameras. Even if no wrongdoing had taken place. Just the accusation has got to be embarrassing.
Honestly, it's amazing to me how more professional athletes don't end up with a cap busted in their heads while they sleep courtesy of some scorned woman. Good security I guess.
Yeah, I agree with you but the stupidity is just astounding.
Pittgirl wishes he was more like Troy - don't we all.
http://www.wqed.org/mag/features/0809/troy-polamalu-pittsburgh-steelers-safety.php
Naahh. Troy is great. But I want my Quarterback to be "cocky."
How else can you expect a man to get in the huddle and lead a team down the field in a Super Bowl? With 90,000 screaming fans, millions more watching on TV. And 11 mean and nasty men across the line trying to stop them.
You have to make the 10 other guys believe that if they miss their blocks you can still avoid being tackled. And if a guy is open you can hit him with a pass. And if the play you called isn't going to work you'll audible to another one that will. It goes beyond confidence. All the way to "cockey."
Perhaps the Findlay High or Miami,OH educational systems weren't really emphasizing synonyms and homonyms. Maybe you learn that your senior year at Miami? Ben skipped his. Anyway it seems apparent that the stupidity you refer to could very well be simply a misunderstanding about the word "cockey."
Next time, the differences between cocks and roosters. With our special guest, Super Chikan.
I don't think any of us has actually grasped just how great a play that was at the end of the Super Bowl yet. That pass was sick. SICK. S-I-C-K. Plus, he made it look easy. He might look like a roofer (h/t Pittgirl) but I'll tell you what....he's playing at an extremely high level even though they don't allow him to throw that much. Some people think Emmitt Smith is the best running back of all time because of the yardage record. Well, I've been watching football pretty regularly since I was in KG circa 1973. If it's the last play of the game and we're down by 4 and the ball is on the 5 yardline....I do not want Emmitt carrying the ball. I could drive a truck through the holes he ran through. I would take Sweetness over Emmitt. I never saw Jim Brown in a game but I've seen enough tape to know that he is twice the RB Emmitt will ever be. I don't want to get off on a tangent so I'll get back to QB. Right now in the NFL (this second) not knowing about Brady's knee or anything else...if you were facing the fiercest pass rush in the game and you needed a drive to score a TD in the last 2 minutes of a game starting from your own 20....how many QBs are you taking over Big Ben in that spot? Oh yeah...on grass...outside....and it's 22 degrees. Sorry Peyton, with all due respect, I want Roethlisberger.
There's no QB I'd rather have ever since Roethlisberger beat the Cowboys in Dallas his rookie year. I was already on the Big Ben bandwagon. But that game sealed the deal for me.
I remember watching that game with my dad and I told him right there, "I think we finally got something special with this new QB." And he said, "Yep, I think we do too." The difference was and is, Roethlisberger knows how to win. And as Vince Lombardi said, "Winning is contageous."
Jim Brown was the greatest RB in the history of the NFL. There is no doubt or discussion. There are many RBs better than Emmitt Smith. I would go so far as to say Franco Harris was better than Emmitt (but not by much). Certainly Payton and Sanders unquestionably. OJ Simpson is up there too. Eric Dickerson was much better than Emmitt also. Earl Campbell, like Jim Brown, had a short career but I put him ahead of Smith also. In fact, of todays active players I'd also put Adrian Peterson and LaDanian Tomlinson ahead of Emmitt. Even though Tomlinson's best days are behind him now.
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