Angelina Jolie recently said something about her eating habits after returning from Africa. I don't have the quotes in front of me but they read them on the Stern show last week. Basically she was saying she doesn't enjoy eating right now and is eating a lot of rice and stuff and feels guilty because of how much they have and how little some people have in other parts of the world. Well, how bad can you feel when your man buys you a gold card with a poem on it that he wrote? Really? I mean, come on! We get it - you feel bad for the poor. Either sell your houses, mansions, cars and jewelry and give it all to the poor and live on $200k a year or open up a big can of "Shut The Fug Up" and take a swig. Really. Here is what you offer the world.....you're hot and your dad was famous. Got it? If your dad was Joe Mugalutz, we wouldn't even know who you are. If your dad was Jon Voight and you looked like Natalie from The Facts Of Life, we wouldn't know who you are. At least Brad can act, but he needs to drink from your can as well. You are famous and have money because of your looks, and you feel guilty about it to some degree, so you are constantly trying to change your image to a deep thinking savior. Well, stop spreading your legs and licking strawberries in magazines and maybe you'll change people's minds. "Bradley, I simply cannot eat this Beef Wellington while little children are starving in Africa...bring me two grapes........no, one and a half...I have to fit into the Versace for Saturday's red carpet because it goes with the Ferrari."
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and yes, I said he has to drink from her can.....
i had to beat Still A Dog in pointing that out.
This is a must see for this - http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1626519_1373664,00.html it's a Time photo-essay on "What the World Eats. Check out the 3rd picture from Chad.
last part of the link should be /0,29307,1626519
googed again - should be
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Still A Dog's advice for Angelina:
Keep spreading your legs and eating strawberries.
Shut the Fug up.
If you ever read the stuff I write you would know Africa is (since we're using this substitute word) fugged up. Picked up the paper this morning- 10 people beheaded in Nairobi, Kenya. This is Africa.
People die horrible deaths in Africa daily and starvation is the least violent of the ways it happens. You can't do a damn thing about it.
Eat your rice and grapes if you want. But you starving yourself ain't gonna feed starving Africans.
There is nothing you can do to save Africa.
When the savior returns to the earth and the rapture takes place, there will be Hell on Earth. and at it's epicenter will be Africa.
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