Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Don't Bogart The Doritos, Ricky Williams


This story can write itself. Ricky "Rhasta" Williams has
been handed his 4th offense against the league's substance abuse policy. The 4th offense carries an automatic 1 year suspension. William's agent claims he will be found innocent during the appeals process and isn't even sure Ricky is aware of the charges being that he is in India practicing "yoga". Well, if yoga in India translates to "smoking mad amounts of weed" then yes, Ricky is in India practicing yoga. While it's easy to make fun of his plight, let's not overlook the fact that probably half the league is on Vicotin (remember Favre's problem with this powerful painkiller) and the other half is on Vodka (albeit legally). If Ricky would just change his high to painkillers instead of weed, his insurance would pay for it and he wouldn't keep getting suspended. Think about it. The Dolphin's pre draft trade attempts will now be in shambles unless his agent can get this mess cleared up within the next 60 days.

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