Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Bush Will Not Rule Out Nuclear Strike


In other completely ludicrous statements that mean nothing: If faced with a choice of starving to death or eating his own horse...Bush will not rule out eating the horse. If wife Barbara fails to service him for 4 months straight and he's entertaining Selma Hayek out of town - Bush will not rule out trying to get in her pants. If Bush happens to fall off a 98-story building without a parachute or a trampoline in site - he will not rule out screaming "Oh, F*#% ME!!" several times on the way down. If Bush happens by a Taco Bell on the way to an important meeting and in a Clinton-like rage devours 3 bean burritos and a large diet coke - he will not rule out farting if he feels like it while in the meeting (he is the commander in chief, you know). Lastly, if some hell bent terrorist with avenues to nuclear weapons happens to mention that he might use them against the greatest country in the world - Bush will not rule out putting on a flight suit, hopping in the cockpit of a jet and dropping a MOAB himself on said terrorist's dwelling. He is not beating the war drum, he was answering a question honestly. What's he supposed to say? "No, we'd never resort to that"?

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