When Will Women Learn?

Some sandwiches need to be served cold (click here). For instance - leftover holiday turkey, meatloaf and ham. We don't have enough facts about this, but I'm wondering if the roast beef was leftover, or straight from the deli counter? If it was from the deli counter, then I am with the deceased - it should have been cold. However, if this was roast beef that was previously cooked in the home - the stupid wench had no right trying to serve it cold. And hey, he didn't mean to kill her, he was just beating her a little because she was stupid. Now, here is the take home quiz....had it been deli meat mixed with jarred gravy...should it have been heated? YES! Gravy is the clue here - anything with gravy needs to be heated. This woman clearly did not know the intricate heirarchy of meats and serving temperatures and for that she deserved to suffer a little, not die. Isn't it a tad ironic that the murder weapon ended up being the exact device that was meant to facilitate the missing heat? In my opinion, Clem should be beaten to death with a frying pan, because you DO NOT heat up roast beef in the micowave! You should choose your smallest pan and heat it up on the stovetop mixed with gravy. In the absense of gravy, the roast beef should be thinly sliced and then heated in the pan with a little warm water to get the consistency for a good roast beef sandwich. It's really a pity these people are just so uneducated. If she had just said. "you know what honey, i'm tired today, let's just go to Arby's" none of this would have happened.