Like there aren't enough reasons to dislike Michael Irvin already....I almost want to hear his low IQ explanation for what happened to TO this week. It never fails that he backs him up because TO is his "friend". They talk. They're boiz. The Playmaker and The Big Faker (I think this was staged to some degree to try and garner sympathy). I remember when he hurt his hand originally - TJ said with TO it will always be something. Irvin started to loudly defend him asking how hurting his hand is TO's fault. TJ's classic reply was to just keep fading out and saying "it will always be something.....it will always be something....it will always be something". Tom Jackson owns this angle. There is no other angle. However, because his damn necktie knot is so big it chokes the oxygen from his tiny squirrel-sized brain, Irvin will now probably get all serious and talk about depression and say how we all need to love and support TO. Support TO? Huh? Wuh? These two friggin idiots were made for each other. I wish they would get in a car with Drew Roseypalm - invite Stuart Scott and tell him they're going out partying in the hood, lock the doors, put on the child locks....and drive the stupid car over a cliff somewhere where there is water below. Boooooo-Yah!
Thursday, September 28, 2006
What Will TO Apologists Say This Time?
Like there aren't enough reasons to dislike Michael Irvin already....I almost want to hear his low IQ explanation for what happened to TO this week. It never fails that he backs him up because TO is his "friend". They talk. They're boiz. The Playmaker and The Big Faker (I think this was staged to some degree to try and garner sympathy). I remember when he hurt his hand originally - TJ said with TO it will always be something. Irvin started to loudly defend him asking how hurting his hand is TO's fault. TJ's classic reply was to just keep fading out and saying "it will always be something.....it will always be something....it will always be something". Tom Jackson owns this angle. There is no other angle. However, because his damn necktie knot is so big it chokes the oxygen from his tiny squirrel-sized brain, Irvin will now probably get all serious and talk about depression and say how we all need to love and support TO. Support TO? Huh? Wuh? These two friggin idiots were made for each other. I wish they would get in a car with Drew Roseypalm - invite Stuart Scott and tell him they're going out partying in the hood, lock the doors, put on the child locks....and drive the stupid car over a cliff somewhere where there is water below. Boooooo-Yah!
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Somewhere on the World Wide Web there has got to be a video for sale of the marriage and subsequent lovefest triangle of Michael Irvin, Terrell Owens, and Plexico Burress.
I'm sure it would be popular at the bachelor parties for roughly half of same-sex marriages (where that is legal).
Let me know how it works out with Michael. I'm not watching any pregame shows this week. I'm going to Baltimore to drink beer and watch the Chargers kick ass.
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