I thought I was going to put this "Cock" piece to rest. If you're a new reader, I used to do a "Celebrity Cock" shtick whenever somebody boned up in public....which was too often for it to remain funny. I would replace 1 word in some of their most popular movie titles with the word "cock". I admit - it's not for the squeamish. While I like smart, high brow comedy like John Stewart and Dennis Miller....I also love the filthy stuff by Norm McDonald and the like. If you haven't heard already, Baldwin left his 11 year old daughter a phone mail message where he rants and calls her a "thoughtless little pig". He called her a pig twice. Today on his website he said that all the attention this is getting is hurting his daughter. No dumbass, YOU hurt your daughter. I never really liked Alec for his political rants and especially when he said he would leave the country if Bush won the election. His entire family is full of idiots. The thing is, as he stopped being a leading man and took on smaller character parts, I started to like him. He does a superb job in "The Departed". Oh well, now I hate him for sure. That poor little girl! So, here's to you Alec....you big Cock!
Cock Juice (much funnier than Beetle Cock)
Married to the Cock (just like Kim was!)
Great Balls of Cock!
The Hunt For Red Cock (consideration for top pick)
Prelude to a Cock
Glengarry Glen Cock
A Cock Named Desire
Cocks Of Mississippi
Thick As Cock (my favorite)
Cock Rising (not bad either!)
Pearl Cock
The Cock of Pluto Nash
the Cock in the Hat
Along Came Cock
Mimi's First Cock
Alec is a little, little man. To belittle his daughter instead of just correcting her....and then to blame Kim Basinger for his actions is weak at best. He should have apologized and offered no excuses because there really is no excuse for what he did. There are a zillion parents who have had their children used as pawns in the divorce game. Is he suggesting that every one of them did something of this nature along the way? Arrogant bastard - that's what he is. To read the other "Cock" lists, search the blog using the engine in the top left corner for "Cock".
1 comment:
I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a COCK!
Who wants a phone message scolding their child to be broadcast on national TV on Hollywood Tonight or Excuses for Entertainment or whatever the names of those bullshit programs are?
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