
Nice. A Christmas trip to the San Francisco zoo turned deadly for 1 person yesterday. Can you imagine walking down a scenic pathway and then being attacked by a tiger? Named "Tatiana"? I'm guessing this tiger grew up in the hood with a name like that. Why isn't a tiger ever named "Steve"? Since it was in San Fran, I'm surprised it killed somebody. I can see a tiger from the DC zoo or the Detroit zoo killing someone, but you'd think maybe the tiger from San Fran would just jump out and give somebody a makeover or something. Maybe give them a quick mani-pedi? Oh well, this is sad and I hate to make light of it, but geez....we're not safe in a mall, school, Disney World, church....the zoo. Not sure what's left. I'm sure the victim's family doesn't want to hear this but at least it wasn't a child that died. Can you imagine if the thing jumped into a group of toddlers? That would be like me eating popcorn at the movies.
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Now that's what you need for your squirrel problem.
Three Mexicans were taunting the Tiger at the SF Zoo. The Tiger decided he liked Mexican food. Now at least one of them don't have to press 2 for Espanol. The End.
hey, i'm bored, let's taunt the tiger!
yeah, yeah....good idea main....
ha ha...hey you stupid...AAAAAAAHH!!
NO!!!! STOP!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!
AAAAAAYIYIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
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