Pacman Jones is trying to change his image. To start with, he's no longer going to answer to Pacman. He's going back to his given name "Adam". No word yet if Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde will follow suit and change their names to Strippy, Shooty, Rainy and Vibe. You want to change your image? STOP BREAKING THE LAW. Moron.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Pac-Man Wants Name Change
Pacman Jones is trying to change his image. To start with, he's no longer going to answer to Pacman. He's going back to his given name "Adam". No word yet if Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde will follow suit and change their names to Strippy, Shooty, Rainy and Vibe. You want to change your image? STOP BREAKING THE LAW. Moron.
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Sorry man, Adam Jones is already taken. He plays the outfield for the Baltimore Orioles.
If Pacman wants to be called something else maybe he could...
Work for the railroad and call himself Casey Jones?
Try out for the NBA and call himself "Basketball" Jones?
Hunt for buried artifacts and call himself "Indiana" Jones?
Become a singer and call himself "Tom" Jones?
Or a country singer and call himself "George" Jones?
Take up golf and call himself "Bobby" Jones?
Or maybe he could just be himself and change his name to "Asshole" Jones.
oops... that's taken too. That's the owner of the team he plays for.
OK let's just call him Pacman.
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