Thursday, June 29, 2006

I Have A Gift For Hilary Clinton


If Hilary Clinton would contact me, I have a gift for her. I'll even buy her husband Bill the same thing. I would like to send them both to Disney World. There have been 9 deaths since 2003 and 14 since 1989. Granted, most of them are found to have serious heart problems that were undetected before a thrill ride shortened their lives, but this option has to be getting serious consideration from people looking to dump their spouses. Buy a big insurance policy....take a trip to Disney. "Hey honey, let's ride Mission: Space nine times in a row!" I shudder to think that Hilary could be our president in the near future. Shudder. Shud-der. So, I figure for around $110 (2 all-day passes) maybe we could get lucky and one of them would croak. Yeah, that's morbid....but we've already determined I can be sadistic. Here's the article of the most recent death.

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