Manson Followers Group Photo Found

This photo was recently discovered in a box full of memorabilia belonging to a longtime member of the Charles Manson clan. The member suddenly quit when the authorities were closing in on the underground group and went into hiding. After a name change and some soul searching, the troubled young adult found Jesus and got his life back together. Although Manson isn't in this picture himself, some of his most devoted disciples are. The back row contains Lenny "Chops" Morgan who wore his sideburns in the "pork chop" style because he liked to "chop" off fingers and toes from people he killed. He used the parts for jewelery he would wear himself. Second from left in the back is Manson's brother, Robert. Robert never killed anyone with his own hands but was present when other murders took place. He often planned the clan's menus and drove the getaway cars. He was somewhat jealous of Charles but due to his low IQ (reportedly 76) Charles couldn't trust him with important tasks. In the back row on the right is "Bear" Jones. Rumor has it that Muppets creator Jim Henson had a fascination with the Manson scene and the muppet Fozzie Bear was created in "Bear" Jones' image. Second from the left in the second row is Epstein Goldberg. He kept the finances for the terror group and after serving 10 years in prison went on to start a record label and is now semi-retired from the entertainment industry. The first guy on the left in the bottom row is.....is......Bill Gates? Damn! I got my stories messed up. This is a photo of the 11 founding members of Microsoft Corporation. Sorry. Well, they all look like Manson followers...except Bill...which is kind of scary in itself.