Wednesday, July 05, 2006

180 Degree Difference

These guys got shot because they wanted to watch the World Cup. If I had my choice of getting shot or watching Italy play Germany in the semifinals, try to hit the fleshy part of my thigh.

3 comments:

stilladog said...

All you got to see regarding this story is the dateline, MOGADISHU, Somalia.

I agree that no self respecting human being would be caught dead watching world cup soccer. But the Somalis just use this as an excuse for their extended run at genocide.

So I guess those teenagers had no self respect. Cause they sure as hell were caught dead watching!

Maybe they should have been training for the Olympics by running the "Mogadishu Mile." I know you get shot at during that event too.

There ain't much in Somalia you can do to keep from being shot at. They say the Sudan is pretty bad but I can't imagine a worse place on Earth to live than Somalia. So basically scratch Africa off your list of vacation spots. And remember to be thankful you don't live in Somalia on Thanksgiving.

A refresher viewing of Blackhawk Down might jog your memory.

Still A. Fan said...

yeah, those skinnies are CRAZY. good comments, dog. just think if we shot every priest who practiced child pornography! maybe we would finally have a deterrent.

stilladog said...

If we shot every priest who practiced child pornography:

Would alter boys stop moving to San Francisco?

Who would pack the fudge for Bingo?

Would priests resort to "beating the Bishop" or "pounding the Pope?"

Would Catholics return to the practice of eating fish (or anything that smells like it) on Fridays?

If Italy attacked the Vatican from the rear would Greece be of any assistance?

Maybe we should just encourage child molesting clergy to throw stuff at that Marine's home and mortuary? ...or give them a missionary assignment in Somalia.