Somebody sent me a link of a lame blog that had made-up porno movie names using popular movie titles and substituting one word. It was terrible! It was so bad I won't even link it. What I will do, however, at the risk of making some people squirm is put out a list of my own titles showing this guy what creative energy really is. I'll be so creative that I'll only change one word of the title and I'll change it to the same word in every film. The word I choose is "cock". Simple. If you lean to the prudish side - just imagine that "cock" is another word for rooster and read on. Hopefully the list will make you laugh and you'll forget you're being prudish. In the words of the great Norm McDonald - "cock" is the best word ever to use in a joke.
Jurassic Cock
When Harry Met Cock
Lord of the Cock
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Cock
Spider-Cock (I'm giggling about this one)
The Passion of the Cock
Finding Cock
The Lion Cock
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Cock
Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Cock
The Sixth Cock
The Cock Reloaded
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cock (still giggling)
How The Cock Stole Christmas
Cock, Inc.
Cock Almighty
Raiders of the Lost Cock
My Big Fat Cock Wedding
Cock Busters
Beverly Hills Cock
Cock Kong
Saving Private Cock
Charlie and the Cock Factory (laughing out loud now)
Snow White and the Seven Cocks
Dances with Cocks
Mission: Cock
There's Something About Cock (this is an A+)
Beauty and the Cock
Three Men and a Cock (HA!)
The Longest Cock
Scary Cock
Fatal Cock
I, Cock
Lilo & Cock
Cock by the Dozen
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cock
Silence of the Cock
Honey, I shrunk the Cock
My Best Friend's Cock
the Hunt for Red Cock
Blazing Cock
The Cock of all Fears
You've Got Cock
Black Cock Down
The Pelican Cock
Ok, now I'm just bored. See how easy this is. I just used IMDB's list of all movies grossing 100 mil. My god, thats funny stuff. If anything, you should now be able to read the word "cock" in print and not even blink. Maybe I should make this a regular column and use different genres. The Disney movies did seem to work well in the formula. Anyway, I'm sure I missed a ton and I could have cut the list down to only the funniest ones........but I think I'll leave them all.
5 comments:
a new name for you.....
Still A. Cock
Fan- That is some funny stuff. I think the word "pussy" would work nearly as well. Think of it as another name for a cat. But I understand why you didn't choose that one after the Ashley Lelie article.
Here are some others using pussy to consider:
The Absent Minded Pussy
Pussy Fiction
Pussy of the Caribbean
Reservoir Pussy
Legends of the Pussy
Kill Pussy (Vols. 1 & 2)
Rambo- First Pussy
Pussy and the Bandit
A Pussy Of Their Own
Swiss Family Pussy
Heck just some of the Clint Eastwood titles alone are great:
The Good, The Bad & The Pussy
Million Dollar Pussy
The Pussy Josey Wales
Dirty Pussy
The Pussy of Madison County
Marilyn Monroe-
Some Like Pussy Hot
Gentlemen Prefer Pussy
The Seven Year Pussy
This is the kind of stuff we first started doing in 3rd grade. I suppose it's no wonder I got my ass beat so many times when teachers could actually use violence to attempt to keep you in line.
The DaVinci Cock
The Shaggy Cock
Austin Powers: The Cock who Shagged Me
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