Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Slanted Simon Says - Men Week 2

Well, there were certainly more duds than studs on tonight's show. Still A Dog would say there are no studs, unless they are metal and on black leather.....chaps. Since we're down to 10, I'll add some smallish comments to each entry. I have no fear that I can pick the bottom two out of say....four? I am judging solely on tonight's performance. Here goes:

01. David Archuleta Will waltz into the finals. No real weakness so far.
02. David Hernandez Jumped way up from last week. Huge ego may snag him later. He thinks he's pretty.
03. David Cook Snarky. What's with the scarf? Was my favorite going into Hollywood week.
04. Michael Johns Needs to stop impersonating Jim Morrison / Michael Hutchence
05. Chikezie You can't sing that heavy soul stuff wearing 2 golf shirts and sneakers.
06. Robbie Carrico I want to fight this little turd poser and knock him on his turd poser ass.
07. Danny Noriega He'd make a decent looking girl.
08. Jason Castro I'm pretty sure his IQ is well below average.
09. Luke Why learn his last name when he's gone after Thursday?
10. Jason I had him last last week as well. He is such a D-O-R-K. Nice dancin' homie.

Has anyone else noticed we have Castro & Noriega together? What, no David Hitlers?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree with most of the rankings. I might bump Chikezie a spot or two. Robbie would go down a spot or two. Jason and Luke were definitely the weakest last night. Luke's Queen song did nothing for him, and I think Jason was channeling someone like Wayne Brady from the Drew Carey improv show with his dancing and goofy cheezy smile the whole time.

What amazed me is I went to YouTube about 10 minutes after the show ended to look for Archuleta's performance and there were already two versions of it out there - and one had already been viewed about 400 times!

Anonymous said...

Simon was brutal on that Jason guy but he deserved it. LOL