Lance Bass of 'N-Sync came out of the closet today as the first of the 5 kiddie boppers in the band to make the announcement "I'm gay and proud of it". So proud in fact that he "hid" this news for several years. In other news today.... George Bush announces he is a conservative. Al Gore states he's for the environment. Jenna Jamison loves the porn. Tiger Woods seems to be taken with golf. Pam Anderson is smitten with rock stars. Joe Theisman loves to hear the sound of his own voice. Apparently the Yankees and Red Sox don't care much for each other. Heather Locklear and Denise Richards are no longer friends. Paris Hilton loves to bend just so when she gets out of a car wearing a skirt and no panties. Ok, this is getting bad in a hurry. It says Lance is in a relationship with a former reality TV Star. Hello? Calling Clay Aiken? Calling Clay Aiken? I bet somewhere tonight in the dark...Lance Bass's Ass is Aiken....not that there's anything wrong with that. I hope those kids will be happy. Lance Bass is gay. Shit, I could have told you that in 1997!
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
Lance Bass of 'N-Sync came out of the closet today as the first of the 5 kiddie boppers in the band to make the announcement "I'm gay and proud of it". So proud in fact that he "hid" this news for several years. In other news today.... George Bush announces he is a conservative. Al Gore states he's for the environment. Jenna Jamison loves the porn. Tiger Woods seems to be taken with golf. Pam Anderson is smitten with rock stars. Joe Theisman loves to hear the sound of his own voice. Apparently the Yankees and Red Sox don't care much for each other. Heather Locklear and Denise Richards are no longer friends. Paris Hilton loves to bend just so when she gets out of a car wearing a skirt and no panties. Ok, this is getting bad in a hurry. It says Lance is in a relationship with a former reality TV Star. Hello? Calling Clay Aiken? Calling Clay Aiken? I bet somewhere tonight in the dark...Lance Bass's Ass is Aiken....not that there's anything wrong with that. I hope those kids will be happy. Lance Bass is gay. Shit, I could have told you that in 1997!
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Fan- Who else is gay that we don't know about yet?
Maybe Lance just "discovered" his gayness? I know people that happened to. They just wake up one morning and "jump the fence" so to speak.
How bout Richard Simmons? I hear people joke about him but is he really queer?
How bout Little Richard? He seems pretty gay to me. And he does have a song called Tutti Frutti.
And how about Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres? Oh please tell me they aren't gay too. I just hate it when women that hot turn out to be lesbians... unless of course there's two of them (which there is in this case). So never mind.
I've always had my suspicions about Janet Reno too.
And last but not least, please enlighten us on the sexual preference of Carson Palmer. I'd a never thunk it until he hosted the Cornhole Classic. Now I have serious doubts.
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