Whoa! France Is Sending 2,000 Troops To Lebanon

I bet that put the fear of Allah into Hezbo and Israeli troops. I'm surprised France even has 2,000 troops. If you read my rant on Jerry Rice, I look at France in much the same way....they are STARVING for attention and want to act like they are still relevant. How in the hell is France supposed to defend the border? In Border Defense 101 the French manual says: Put your right arm out with your right palm up, slowly turn to your right while saying "...in you go". I mean, REALLY. French troops are going to keep the peace? I think Chirac is just a chicken shit and he doesn't want to upset Bin Hidin or feel his wrath. London had it's subway bombed and Chirac doesn't want that in Paris. I don't even understand how France keeps it's place in the G8. The Israeli Army is gearing up for training in case they have to penetrate the French "wall". Israel's plan has been a secret up to this point but intelligence now suggests if they have to, they will send 7 little Israeli girls (ages 6-9) armed with rulers, sharpened pencils and rubber bands to overrun the 2,000 rude, cigarette smoking troops. When told of this plan, the man in charge of the troops, Gi Le PhooFoo, shuddered and started to visibly sweat. "No, No...not zee leetel gurlz?!" The terrorists from Hezbollah were also busy working on a plan to fight the French troops should it come to that. Hezbollah is down to 23 troops after a good old-fashion ass kicking by the Israeli forces, but they are still confident that they - along with their vast weaponry - can overpower the French. When asked to display their arsenal of weapons needed to destroy the French, they proudly showed their collection including a rusty soda can, an old 9V battery, 2 candles, various balls of string and twine, a gathering of pebbles (which appear to have sharp edges) and some rotten eggs. Their leader mentioned they would like to defeat the French using only the soda can, 1 of the candles and a few of the sharp pebbles. They are saving the rest incase Israeli forces cross the border again. France. Puh-leaze! France couldn't stop my 6-year-old's summer camp from rioting.