This one sounds plausible as they share a "man love" for each other. However, I still think he's just waiting for the Carolina job. It's not going to be next year though unless they lose by 30 points in their first playoff game.
If Cowher and Schottenheimer reunited in Cleveland they'd be one Holy Ghost short of the Holy Trinity!
Schottenheimer(the Father) and Cowher (the Son) would be kicking Field Goals on third down and plowing 285lb fullbacks into the line on first and second down. And a pass attempt would be as rare as a Bigfoot sighting in Ft. Lauderdale.
Mike Tomlin would eat these guy's lunch. Maybe he could convince them to take Bruce Arians as their offensive coordinator. But no, even the Browns were smart enough to fire that numbskull.
Dog - I am going to wrap Arians up in a Speedo swimsuit and put him under your tree for Christmas! Then you can have your way with him.....you know, maybe boil him in a pot of oil or something.
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If Cowher and Schottenheimer reunited in Cleveland they'd be one Holy Ghost short of the Holy Trinity!
Schottenheimer(the Father) and Cowher (the Son) would be kicking Field Goals on third down and plowing 285lb fullbacks into the line on first and second down. And a pass attempt would be as rare as a Bigfoot sighting in Ft. Lauderdale.
Mike Tomlin would eat these guy's lunch. Maybe he could convince them to take Bruce Arians as their offensive coordinator. But no, even the Browns were smart enough to fire that numbskull.
Dog - I am going to wrap Arians up in a Speedo swimsuit and put him under your tree for Christmas!
Then you can have your way with him.....you know, maybe boil him in a pot of oil or something.
Still A. While, could you please make good on your promise today?
I could tolerate seeing Arians under my Christmas tree in a Speedo much better than standing on the sidelines in Baltimore on Sunday!
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