You know what? I'm sick of movies. They are so fake. They are soooo Hollywood. People like Kathy Bates because she looks like a "real" person. People like William Macy because he looks like a "real" person. Well, in any movie I've ever seen where a jetliner is involved - all the flight attendants are little hotties. They're all 24-35 with toned bodies and tight uniforms. I've recently become a reluctant business traveler and I can tell you without a doubt - I have yet to see one single hottie attendant. I'm a pissy guy. Everything pisses me off about air travel from the long lines to the shuttle buses to the lousy food to the long amount of time it takes to get off the plane....you name it - I hate it - that's my flight policy.....unless I'm heading to a beach on my own time. So, my thinking is, if I'm going to be crammed on this little jet that only holds 100 people for 3 hours and I'm going to hear the woman next to me cracking her gum for the next 3 hours...can't somebody throw me a bone and not give me the equivalent of Edith Freakin' Bunker for my flight attendant?! Does Hooter's Air fly out of Philadelphia? I'll have to check on that. That's complaint one....more to follow this week as I get more and more "revved up" about business traveling.
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